DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House
Start location: 4 Corners Pub. (10111 Sutherland rd. Silver Spring, MD 20901)
Hares: Spike
Cost: $7
Details:
Eagle = 6.5
Turkey = 5.5
Walkers = 4 or so
Water crossings for all. Very shiggy for eagle and turkey. Lots of deer around, so assume there is ticks. Have not seen much poison ivy. Headlamps would be good for turkey, but phone flashlights would probably work just as well.
Start Location: 2503 Dennis Ave, Silver Spring, MD ( Forest Glen is neatest metro)
Cost: $5 (Because you are covering beer stop)
Hares: PITA and Math Suck Let’s Fuck
Details: Beer stop will be at a brewery, so bring cash or credit card)
let pita know if you need to be picked up #301-412-3215
MATH SUCKS IS IN TOWN – COME OUT!!!
Labor Dar Backyard Bash Hash
So you can’t afford to rent a beach house next to Joe Biden’s in Rehoboth this Saturday, September 2?
Come to the heart of Columbia Heights next to the notorious Wonderland Ballroom, the start to this week’s Harriettes hash run!
Start Location: 1219 Kenyon St, NW Washington DC 20010 Park on the nearby streets, look at the signs to avoid a ticket
$10 gets you the usual beverage refreshments and orange food sacks, plus hotdogs and hamburgers while they last at the end.
Seating is limited, so bring a chair, standing room is ample. 3 bathrooms to take care of business in the house.
Dogs welcome, beware of black cat inside! Tunes will be played, requests for Songs I don’t like will be ignored.
Details: Run is A to A, starts and ends in #2’s backyard. Co hare is the lovely Vagina. Shortcut for strollers to avoid the shiggier part.
3 miles walkers and lazy runners with an eagle loop into Rock Creek Park for youse Alpha types.
If you get lost call #2 at 703-989-5373
This weeks trail (8/26) DCH4 is invading CCH3 to honor the birthday of the sexiest of hashers: Don’t have one.
Remember, You MUST rego to attend!
for details and to rego, click the link below.
Trail: A-A
When: 8/19 @ 3pm
Hares: Princess Albert, Pay Per View and Tour Duh Whore
Where: Bren Mar Park. 5415 Colliers Ln, Alexandria, VA 22312 https://maps.app.goo.gl/i8eNhmFkK2cdGwg67
Parking: There is limited parking at the park itself but more parking is available across the street.
https://maps.app.goo.gl/EaymfRke4PZBABmN6
Runners: ~5 miles (water crossing and maybe a bit muddy if it rains)
Walkers: ~ 3 miles (shiggy 1)
On After at Aslin Brewery.
Wear your tutus and cum celebrate DCH4’s 2200th trail and the fact that, contrary to popular belief, we aren’t dead yet! Trail will feature new Hab shirts celebrating the momentous occasion.
On after will include a Hab exchange, so bring your old tired Hab and exchange it for something shiny and new (to you). Also bring your old green dresses, red dresses, accessories and more!
Hares: Spewart Little and Tramp-sub-stantiation.
Trail is A to A. Bring your ID and a form of payment because one of the beer stops will be a boozy establishment.
Runners: 4.69 miles
Walkers: 2.69 miles
Shiggy level: 2, pavement pounder with some dirt paths. Stroller friendly and dog friendly.
Location: 1224 N Lincoln St, Arlington, VA 22201 (tramp and spews place. Please park along the residential street and cum to the back yard for circle. Do NOT park at the businesses near by, they tow people all the time)
Where:
House of Shmegg
2 Gardenway
Unit T
Greenbelt, MD. 20770
when: 7/29 @ 3pm
Hares: Just Stephen, Just Csabi (say it Chubby), and Incredible Edible Shmegg
What: A Trail of 3 Hungarians
It’s like a Tale of Two Cities except no cities and 3 instead of Two and it’s a hash not a book. Insert your own literary reference here.
Runner & Walker Trail of Appropriate Distance
Runners will get wet. Shiggy for runners and walkers.
Hash Cash: $7
On after:
At the start or New Deal Cafe across the street. We’ll figure it out Saturday.
Hare phone: 240-461-3390
Hares: CP and Flower Power
Start Detail: North Bethesda Metro Parking Garage, upper floor (not roof)(5500 Marinelli Rd, Rockville, MD 20852)
Description: Urban shiggy, buggy and dogs on leash friendly, beer, coolers, orange food, etc. Some history.
On After: TBD
Hopefully better weather than the last trail. If you have specific beer requests, and you are cumming, let me know, you know I am a woosy beer drinker/selector. May surprise you.
Location Pin:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/MECYoZTHpeFh8M6B8?g_st=ic (https://maps.app.goo.gl/MECYoZTHpeFh8M6B8?g_st=ic)
1st half
Walker: 1.77
Runner: 2.55
2nd half
Walker: 2.1
Runner: 2.8
Total:
Walker: 3.87
Runner: 5.35
Hares: Read Between the Slime and How I Met My Brother
R&W dog friendly
W only is stroller friendly
Shiggy: mostly pleasant
Hash cash: $7