Hares: Muddy Twaters and One of your newly appointed RAs,THE VIRGINATOR
Where: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE – 6805 Geneva Ln, Temple Hills, MD 20748
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Hash Cash: $9 [Includes Dinner] Gluten Free Food & Drink options
Transportation: Metro People, Green Line all the way to Branch Ave station. We are about 3.69 miles from the metro so run here, have a hasher pick you up, hitchhike, or Uber/Lyft-ing is an option too. Otherwise, car pool or drive your jalopy here and park in the driveway or cal de sac area. (hehe, sac)
Detrails: Shiggy Level 3, A-A shortish, Dog (on leash) friendly but not for strollers. Bring kids at your own hashy exposure risk. Runner & Walker trail option.
What to Bring: Virgins, cranium lamp, thirst for beer, change of clothes, dry shoes, dildos, your mom, chairs and your sense of humor.
On after: THE MUDDY VIRGINATOR ABODE
There will be food (with gluten free options), karaoke and beer pong and more beer for your juvenile enjoyment. Crash space is available for all who would like to not get a DUI.
Muddy Twater Cell # 484-942-8302
THE VIRGINATOR Cell # 585-478-1415
NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 2PM!!!Start: Takoma Park Middle School (7611 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD)Hares: Late Nite Drive Thru and Ass SpelunkerTime: 2pmCost: $20What you get: One beer check, eleven shot check, one keg of Goose Island IPA, one keg of Kona Big Wave, and a boat load of food.Details:Trail will include one Beer check and eleven Shot checks on a 1.5 – 2 mile stroll singing Christmas carols. (We encourage you to bring some hashy holiday songs to share)Please bring shot cups for trail.Metro: Closest is Takoma (about 3/4 mile from the start, and about one mile from on after)On After: Late Nite’s and Spelunker’s (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD)Parking: PLEASE DO NOT PARK IN OUR DRIVEWAY!! We need access to our car. Parking is available across the street and in the surrounding neighborhoods.Disclaimer: Due the copious amounts of alcohol, driving may become a problem. Crash space is always encouraged so bring those pillows and blankets.Please be sure to invite anybody we may have missed.
NOT SPECIAL START TIME OF 5PM
DCH4 Trail #2085 – 12/14/19 5pm – Mormon Temple Lights
Note: special start time of 5pm
Start: 9600 old spring Rd Kensington MD
Hash cash: $10 for dinner & drinks
Theme: Festive lights
Trail description: One trail to temple & back
On-after: The Naughty Snowball at the DC Eagle (requires tickets)
Hare’s number #301-412-3215
The “Don’t Go Back to Rockville” aka “Take a historical tour of Rockville Hash!”
Hares: CP and mystery hare(s)
Trail: Its Rockville…should be stroller friendly, dog friendly, etc.
A to A/A”
Address: 251 Hungerford dr, Rockville, MD 20850, take Park Rd to back of metro station to park. Park farthest in lot (it is called Middle Ln on street going the other direction, west)
On After: To be determined.
Hare phone number is 773-531-3209
Please join us.