Nobody signed up to hare, so let’s invade Santarchy.
Start is at noon Washington Monument Lodge (74 15th St NW, Washington, DC 20004) Look for Santa
BYOB & pay as you go.
https://facebook.com/events/s/santarchydc-2023/723950206283889/
Past Trails
DCH4 Trail# 2213 – 12/2/23 @ 2pm
Start: Huntington Metro Station (Alexandria, VA)
Hares: Virginia is for Lawyers and Just MJ
Cost: $7
When: 12/2 @ 2pm
Details:
runners 5 miles
walkers 2.5
DCH4 Trail# 2212 – 11/18/23 @ 2pm
Start: Vienna/Fairfax Metro Station.
When: 11/18 @ 2pm
Cost: $7
Hares: Apparently Pregnant and War & Piece of Ass
Vienna is, like, so FAR OUT, man. It is totally the END of the LINE!
So let’s go trippin’ on Saturday the 18th, dudes and dudettes (and dudelings),
with a buzzy trail through Mother Nature, featuring at some point an
Electric Koolaid Acid Test, among other cosmic things….
Wear your best 60s or 70s attire. man, or just let it all hang out.
Trail is A to A+. About 2.69 miles for walkers and 4.69 for runners
(and for those truly tripping, the trail is totally INFINITE, man!)
Maybe a bit of shiggy depending on the weather, but not much.
Dog friendly, stroller friendly for walkers, and open to all but the Fuzz.
DCH4 Trail# 2211 – 11/11/23 @ 2pm
Note start time of 2pm!!
If you show up at 3pm, you will be the only sober one and will be laughed at.
Start: Count Cracula’s (10426 Inwood Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20902)
Hare: Snail
When: Nov 11th @ 2pm
Cost: $7
Details: A to A, Pick up at Forest Glen Metro available with call ahead, 301 332-7073.
DCH4 Trail# 2210 – 11/4/23 @ 3pm
Start: Dunn Loring Metro Parking Garage level 6E, Merrifield, VA
Hares: French Toasted and IUD Me
Cost: $7
Trail Details: Runners and Walkers trails with multiple beverage checks on both. Combination of urban and shiggy. Walkers 3.25 ish miles. Runners about 5 miles. A to A trail.
Theme: Keeping DCH4 alive in Virginia!
Frenchie #703-597-6624
DCH4 Trail# 2209 – 10/28/23 @ 3pm
When: 10/28 @ 3pm
Start Location: 12608 Summerwood Dr. Silver Spring, MD. 20904
Hares: Flower Power and Down Down on the Brown Brown
Cost: $7
Details:
A-A. backyard opens to Canberra Rd, it’s a corner lot. Dog friendly borderline stick worthy best urban shiggy Calverton has to offer. Basic beer at the stop. Hot cider ( with & without alcohol) , pumpkin soup and Halloween candy in the backyard after. So far looking like 6 miles
DCH4 Trail# 2208 – 10/21/23 @ 1pm
NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 1pm
Cum celebrate Spew and Tramp making the move back to the great state of Maryland. This is a mashup trail with Charm City H3 so come play with some Baltimore Hashers!
Hares: Spewart Little and Tramp-sub-stantiation
Cost: 10 doll hairs (includes on after food)
Start time: 1pm
Start location: Arundel Middle School 1179 Hammond Lane, Odenton, Maryland 21113 (https://maps.app.goo.gl/L4ew6cxqG4k2AwCq8?g_st=ic)
Trail: A to A prime (getting your car is about 2 blocks, bag vehicle provided)
Shiggy level: tentative 4.69 (prepare to get feet wet)
Distance: TBD
If it looks like rain and we take the on after inside please bring some none shiggalicious clothes to change into for your comfort and to save the house from mud and muck. Thx!
On-After: Housewarming Party at Spew and Tramps place! (Muggles will be invited as well) We have 3 bedrooms should anyone need a place to stay after. We invite you to bring goodies to share for the house warming party.
DCH4 invades DC RDR- 10/6-10/8
There will be no trail this week, if you wanna hash, rego for DC Red Dress Run. Info below.
https://hashrego.com/events/dc-red-dress-2023
Cum join us for the annual DC Red Dress Run:
Columbus/Indigenous People’s Weekend, 6-8 October.
Grab your finest red dress, fanciest vessel, and get ready to hash around the National Mall with us! This year’s charity will once again be Planned Parenthood so come help us raise money and bring awareness to a great program.
What does your rego get you? Access to Friday night’s Full Moon Trail and BLT, all day Saturday Red Dress shenanigans, trail, and BEER! AND Sunday’s Hangover H3 Trail!
Day of Trail deets cumming soon! We’ll have lots of beer, miles, and metro! Trails starts at the Smithsonian Metro Station!
This year for Full Moon BLT, we have Freddie’s Beach Bar as our location! This year’s theme is: Big Kahuna Big Gay Liki Tiki Luau! Whip out your bikinis, tikis, and leis for an awesome night with a beach themed bar and karaoke! This is a favorite local hash bar, so get ready!
We have 30 spaces available for BLT for LOCALS ONLY! We got some extra space, so we opened up to make everybody happy!
This year we’re using the Hotel Pentagon as hash central and have negotiated a favorable group rate of $110+ tax per night. You HAVE to call and mention “Red Dress Run” to get the discounted rate and to book. Plus, anyone that DID NOT book a prepaid reservation at the back up hotel Comfort Inn can cancel and rebook with Hotel Pentagon, and get the discount, but this only applies until the 26th, so act fast!
We’ll be hosting the Shooting Star Trail Friday night after Freddie’s back at the hotels! Want to make shot? Sign up here!
Speaking of beer! We have Donna’s Drinkers: The Rhinehart Red Garter Society for People Who Want to Drink Good Booze and Do Good Stuff For Charities, too! What is this??? It’s an upgrade on your booze package! For $50, you’re getting fancier beer, some liquor, and more! https://hashrego.com/events/donnas-drinkers-2023
Rego. Then, tell your friends cum #RunRed!
**Want more trails? Attend both Everyday is Wednesday H3 on Thursday night @7 for their ballbuster and White House H3 Sunday @ 3pm for bonus miles! Details will be posted! Those rego’s are separate from this event.**
Thursday
7pm – Everyday is Wednesday H3 **Not included in rego
Info and Rego Here: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1378?fbclid=IwAR0_pgsuu245JEsRL3EAcdlrNtlZVO4iC0prQLV_0hzz1SmcnMqq1w6vkHU
Friday
12:00-4:00 Early Sign In @ Hotel Pentagon
4:00-6:00 Sign in
7:00 BLT Trail hosted by DC Full Moon
Start: Hotel Pentagon, A-Beer, ~2 miles, shiggy level: 0.69
8:00 DCFM BLT presents: Da Big Kahuna’s Big Gay Liki Tiki Luau
@ Freddy’s Beach Bar & Restaurant
11:30 Shooting Star Trail
@ the hotels
Saturday
8:00-10:00 Breakfast (at your hotel)
Mimosa & Bloody Mary Bar
10:00-12:00 Hab Bazaar
@ Hotel Pentagon Breakfast Area
12:00-1:30 Lunch
@ Hotel Pentagon Breakfast Area
1:30 Red Dress Circle
Hotel Pentagon/Comfort Inn Parking Lot
1:45 First bus leaves from hotels for Red Dress Trail
2:30 Red Dress Trail Start @ Smithsonian Metro Station
A – Beer Trail, bag vehicle provided
Runners: ~4.5 mi true trail, 0.69 shiggy
Walkers: ~2.5 mi true trail, 0.69 shiggy
On After: Wundergarten
7:30 First bus to return to hotel
8:30 Last bus to return to hotel
10:00 Hotel Party!
Sunday
10:00am Hangover H3 Trail – Red Dress Recovery Trail
Start: Hotel Pentagon
Hares away 10:15
Hare(s):
Straight in the Navy, Preteen Protein, M’Alice, Dwarfus Interuptus, and possibly another mystery hare
Trail Length & Shiggy:
Eagle: 6 miles, 6/10
Turkey: 5 miles, 5/10
Penguin: 3.5 miles, 3/10
More Info:
Mimosas and beer available at start. There will be two tunnels for Turkey and Eagle but they are short, so no torch needed. Change of shoes recommended for all.
On-After:
Astro Beer Hall (also start for WH4 at 3pm)
4001 Campbell Ave, Arlington, VA 22206
https://www.astrobeerhall.com
11:00 GTFO
3pm – White House H3 Trail **Not included in rego
Info and Rego Here: https://hashrego.com/events/wh4-trail-2091-red-dress-sunday
DCH4 Invasion of OFH3 – 9/30/23 @ 6pm
Our hares backed out and we have no hares this week, so support your local..ish kennel as OFH3 is hosting this months Full Moon trail.
OFH3 Trail #364 – A Special Full Moon Surprise (Saturday Night Trail)!
Description: DCFMH3: September Full Moon presented by OFH3. This is not like our regular monthly trails, but we’re doing this just for you Full Moon H3 guys.
Come on out to Frederick MD. To visit and have some drinks with your old pals and not dead yet OFH3 and be ready to explore DTF (Down Town Frederick).
Trail is starting at Speds house so he may open the hot tub or light the fire pit. The trail will be urban and have at least a shot check and beer check. It will be 3 to 5 miles. Bring chairs for circle.
Hares: Special Ed Forces
When: Saturday, September 30, 2023
NEW TIME: 6:00 pm Sign In – 6:15 Hares Away – 6:30p Pack Away
Where: 1114 W 7TH street Frederick MD. Parking available at Max Kehne Park lot or street parking on apple ave.
Hash Cash: $6
Trail Type: A to A Trail
Distances: ~3-5 miles
Shiggy rating (1-10): 1-2
Notes: If you have any questions SpEds number is 5406862855. Quote the hare, “Hopefully, I will not forget this because it will be awkward if everyone starts showing up and I haven’t…” ::insert shrug emoji::
On After: Hare’s yard
DCH4 Trail# 2206 – 9/23 @ 3pm
Start: At the corner of N Courthouse Rd and 14th Street North in Arlington
Hare: Shamrock Your Cock and Tony Panda
Cost: $7
Pregame: Ragtime restaurant 1345 N. courthouse Rd
Details:
walkers 2.5
runners 5
urban shiggy