What: DCH4 Trail #1913, celebrating the first anniversary of DEEV’s house not burning down.
When: Saturday, July 2 at 2:00 pm
Hares: Standard Deviant and additional sub-standards
Where: Near Glenmont Metro Station. Follow marks from station along Glenallan Rd.
Start is almost to Randolph Rd where other clueless wankers are gathering in field on right near playground.
Start is across the street from 2225 Glenallan Rd. Parking on Glenallan.
Trail: A to D (that’s D as in DEEV’s) There will be a bag vehicle, but feel free to arrange leaving cars at D.
You will have an excellent chance of getting slashed, bitten, and wet. That also could happen on trail.
On After: This starts the July 4th weekend. Hang out with the people your mom told you to stay away from along with beer, dogs on the grill, snacks including some standard orange food, and whatever food items you bring.
When: Saturday, June 25th 2016 @ 2PM
Hares: LIZ LIZ LIZ AND JIZZ
Math Sucks Let’s Fuck, Choking Hazard, Eat My Twat, and Cheese Jizz
Phone: Math (727-510-2462) EMT (919-689-6146)
Trail is A-A
We promise you nothing other than the FINAL FINALE FAREWELL Liz-Liz-Liz-Fucktya trail. There will be pavement and super heavy shiggy and a bunch of swimming. Bring your water wings if you need them. But store them in your puncture proof sac for the first part of trail so they don’t go limp too soon.
Trail isn’t friendly to anyone. Water is unavoidable. This trail really is a bad idea. OK, you can avoid the water, but you will not have any fun. It’s gonna be steaming hot, the water will feel good. I promise.
Hares? Canned Pussy && SHIMJOB
What? A-A, bring dry shoes, walkers trail is stroller friendly, runners trail is dog-friendly, park on Wilkins Ave since the brewery has a small parking lot
When? The new normal hash time – 2PM Eastern Hash Standard Time
Hash Cash? $6
Join 7 Locks Brewing for their Dog Days Of Summer Event. $1 from every beer purchased will support MCPAW Montgomery County Partners for Animal Well-being.
In case you missed Beyonce Friday in Bmore, this trail gon’ slay. We woke up like this, but you’ll be flawless wearin’ your Bey or Jay inspired attire.
Where: Y’all haters corny with that Bmore be too far mess. Pickles Pub (520 Washington Blvd, Baltimore, MD.) Have your chauffer park along Sharp St here near end circle. Leave nothing sitting out visibly in your car.
Hash Cash: $6
Hares: A diva is a female version of…Regurgasex, You must not know about…Don’t Have One, Should’ve put a ring on…Dump & Scrunch, I’m feeling my…Seriously?! 5 to 10?!, Yonce all on his mouth like…Quicker Liquor Upper, My persuasion can…Unleash the Furrry
Hare notes: Pre-lube 12 pm, pack away 1 pm. Trail is A to B (1 mile distance). Cum ready to fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard…bring a dry bag, shiggy socks, and sunscreen. You will get wet and shiggylicious. Turkey/Eagle split (Eagle hared by Regurgasex, Bey don’t play) and walkers trail. Trail is dog friendly, pre-lube has outside standing.
On-after: To the left, to the left. Social Pub and Pie (25 E Cross St, Baltimore, MD 21230)
World stop…carry on-on
Trail and stuff!
Time: 2:00 PM HST
Hash Cash: $6
Hares: Survival of the Spittest, Bobbin for Buttplugs, Banana Condom, Tour du Whore, and Pay per View.
Notes: A to B, Headlamp, PI protection, bug repellent and a change of clothes are very good ideas (as always) 😀
On-After: Will very likely be Fiona’s.
Wankers, Half-Minds, and Schmegg!
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