When: Saturday, June 25th 2016 @ 2PM
Hares: LIZ LIZ LIZ AND JIZZ
Math Sucks Let’s Fuck, Choking Hazard, Eat My Twat, and Cheese Jizz
Phone: Math (727-510-2462) EMT (919-689-6146)
Trail is A-A
We promise you nothing other than the FINAL FINALE FAREWELL Liz-Liz-Liz-Fucktya trail. There will be pavement and super heavy shiggy and a bunch of swimming. Bring your water wings if you need them. But store them in your puncture proof sac for the first part of trail so they don’t go limp too soon.
Trail isn’t friendly to anyone. Water is unavoidable. This trail really is a bad idea. OK, you can avoid the water, but you will not have any fun. It’s gonna be steaming hot, the water will feel good. I promise.