In case you missed Beyonce Friday in Bmore, this trail gon’ slay. We woke up like this, but you’ll be flawless wearin’ your Bey or Jay inspired attire.
Where: Y’all haters corny with that Bmore be too far mess. Pickles Pub (520 Washington Blvd, Baltimore, MD.) Have your chauffer park along Sharp St here near end circle. Leave nothing sitting out visibly in your car.
Hash Cash: $6
Hares: A diva is a female version of…Regurgasex, You must not know about…Don’t Have One, Should’ve put a ring on…Dump & Scrunch, I’m feeling my…Seriously?! 5 to 10?!, Yonce all on his mouth like…Quicker Liquor Upper, My persuasion can…Unleash the Furrry
Hare notes: Pre-lube 12 pm, pack away 1 pm. Trail is A to B (1 mile distance). Cum ready to fill the tub up halfway then ride it with my surfboard…bring a dry bag, shiggy socks, and sunscreen. You will get wet and shiggylicious. Turkey/Eagle split (Eagle hared by Regurgasex, Bey don’t play) and walkers trail. Trail is dog friendly, pre-lube has outside standing.
On-after: To the left, to the left. Social Pub and Pie (25 E Cross St, Baltimore, MD 21230)
World stop…carry on-on