Where: House of Shmegg, 2 Gardenway, Unit S, Greenbelt MD 20770
When: Sat. 15 July 2017 at 2PM
What: A trail that you may or may not have seen before, maybe shiggy, maybe sidewalks, maybe water.
Hash Cash: $6
On After: New Deal Cafe, 113 Centerway, Greenbelt MD www.newdealcafe.com
Fon: 240.461.3390
Past Trails
DCH4 #1962 July 8 at 2PM Alexandria VA
4641 Duke St, Shop at Fox Chase, Alexandria, VA
In the parking lot of Harris Teeter
Plan on getting wet.
Trail will be A to A’
On after at Los Toltecos on Duke St
$6 hash cash
DCH4 Trail #1961: 7/1/17 2pm – Silver Spring, MD
DCH4 Trail #1959: 6/17/17 2pm – Grosvenor Station, North Bethesda, MD
Where: 10300 Rockville Pike Bethesda, MD 20852
Start directions: TBD
Hares: Standard Deviant & ECDC
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: TBD
Other Trail Notes: TBD
On-After: TBD
Hare(s) Phone #: TBD
DCH4 Trail #1958: 6/3/17 3pm Tour duh Hash – Takoma Park, MD
2nd leg of Tour duh Hash!
When: 6/3/17 3pm
Where: VFW “Hells Bottom” Takoma Park 6420 Orchard Ave, Takoma Park, MD 20912
Start directions: Park in the gravel lot at the VFW, follow chalk to sign-in and beginning circle (2 block walk).
Metro directions: Take the red line to Takoma. Take the F2 bus towards Cheverly (departure time 2:27 – runs hourly). Disembark on Eastern Ave where Kansas Ave crosses (5 min ride). Cross to the other side of Eastern Ave and walk down 4th Ave for 2 blocks. The VFW will be on the right. Follow chalk to start.
Alternative metro directions: Take the red or green line to Fort Totten (*green line is single-tracking). Take the K6 bus towards White Oak (departure time 2:36 or 2:51 – runs every 15 mins). Disembark on New Hampshire Ave where Sheridan St crosses (10 min ride). Cross to the other side of New Hampshire Ave. Follow chalk to start.
Hares (Trail): Bobbin 4 Buttplugs, Late Nite Drive Thru, Brokeback Mama
Hare Assistants (On-After): Pervarotti, RU-469, & Duckbill Cookiepuss
How Much: $15.00
Trail Description: Bring headlamps and dry shoes for both walkers and runners trails! Shiggy factor: 6 of 10 – definitely PI, ticks, and water crossings; A to A’ ; Walkers trail is NOT stroller friendly.
On-After: VFW Takoma Park – CASH only
On-After details: $15 gets you trail, pitchers of draft beer or sodas until 8pm, and a barbecue (pulled pork, chicken chili, & hot dogs) prepared by our grillmaster, Pervarotti. GF & Vegetarian dishes will be provided (speak to the Hare Assistants for details). If you want to contribute, feel free to bring a dessert to share.
Bring chairs for seating outside. A local band starts playing around 830pm. Please tip them & your bartenders! If you plan to purchase anything on your own/after 8pm, please be aware that the VFW is CASH only.
Hare’s phone #: LNDT 240-274-3707
DCH4 Trail #1957: 5/27/17 2pm Rockville, MD
Where: Croyden Creek Nature Center 852 Avery Rd, Rockville, MD 20851
Start directions: Meet in the main nature center parking lot
Hares: RU-469, Late Nite Drive Thru, Ass Spelunker
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A, Shiggy factor: 4 out of 10, tough dog friendly – not stroller friendly, bring dry shoes, please bring chairs for end circle
On-After: Rockville’s Hometown Holidays festival – free festival in downtown Rockville where street food and beer will be available for purchase while live bands play on 3 stages
Hare(s) Phone #: Spelunker (757) 636-2524; RU-469 (301) 802-2938
DCH4 Trail #1956: 5/20/17 2pm – District’s Birthday Trail – Shaw Metro Station
Pre-Lube: 1:00pm at Right Proper 624 T St NW, Washington, DC 20001
Start: 2;00pm Shaw Metro Station – 1701 8th St NW, Washington, DC 20001
Hares: Spare My Finger, Seven Queer Stitch, Liquor Box, Muffin Man, and others!
· Trail is A to A`
· Walker’s Trail: 2.39 Miles
· Runner’s Trail: 4.50 Miles
· Bag Vehicle will be provided
· Dog Friendly: Yes
· Stroller Friendly: Yes
· Forecast is 70 degrees and sunny.
· Shiggy rating is about a 0/10
How Much: $6 hash cash
On-After: · Fathom Gallery 1333 14th St NW https://fathomgallery.org/
DCH4 #1955: Bananacostia V
When: Saturday, May 13 @ 2:00pm
Where: Bardo Brewing (25 Potomac Ave. SE, Washington, DC 20003)
Note: This is the new Bardo location near the Nats Stadium (not Bladensburg Rd.)
On the river, next to the bridge.
Hares: Banana Condom, Mystery Hare
Phone: 503-278-6081 (Banana Condom)
Cost: $0 – Pay your own way for pre-lube, beer check (@ brewery), and on-in.
Trail: Rainy day hash, so we’re taking a DC brew tour. Runners and walkers should expect an exciting tour through the most contaminated scenic sections of DC’s Banacostia River.
Trail is Bardo to Bardo. Beer check is at a different mystery brewery, so bring cash/card & ID on trail.
This trail will also be a DC Race Invaders H3 invasion hash. Come out to give those r*cist bastards a hard time as they stumble into Bardo around the same time that we stumble out.
It’s also the first time we’ve hashed in DC in while, so there’s that.
DCH4 Trail 1954: 5/6/17 2pm Bethesda, MD
Siths: Darth Sinnus, Darth Blasphemilator, Senator Otternivium (Survival of the Spittest, Ginger Snatch, Under 25 to Ride)
DCH4 Trail 1953
April 29 at 3 pm DCH4 hash at Wunderlic Manor in Brookeville, MD
The 3 B’s Hash
Hares: Stevie Wunderlic and FeyLay!
Runners’ and walkers’ trails, no strollers, dogs OK (need leash)
Circle and on after at Stevie’s: 19421 James Creek Ct Brookeville, MD 20833
Hash cash = $9
BBQ, BONFIRE, and BEER!
Hare cell for Stevie: 240-620-6885