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DCH4 Trail #1956: 5/20/17 2pm – District’s Birthday Trail – Shaw Metro Station

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So District 69 is turning 40 we are going to celebrate in style…Wear your most douchie-boat-shoe-get-up all day long… From the prelube, to the trail, to the on-after party, and the on-after-after…
Theme: Boat Shoe Douche Bag Birthday Trail


Pre-Lube: 1:00pm at Right Proper 624 T St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Start: 2;00pm Shaw Metro Station – 1701 8th St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Hares: Spare My Finger, Seven Queer Stitch, Liquor Box, Muffin Man, and others!

Trail Details:
· Trail is A to A`
· Walker’s Trail: 2.39 Miles
· Runner’s Trail: 4.50 Miles
· Bag Vehicle will be provided
· Dog Friendly: Yes
· Stroller Friendly: Yes
· Forecast is 70 degrees and sunny.
· Bring Virgins to sacrifice celebrate
· Shiggy rating is about a 0/10

How Much: $6 hash cash

On-After: · Fathom Gallery 1333 14th St NW https://fathomgallery.org/

DCH4 #1955: Bananacostia V

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When: Saturday, May 13 @ 2:00pm

Where: Bardo Brewing (25 Potomac Ave. SE, Washington, DC  20003)

Note: This is the new Bardo location near the Nats Stadium (not Bladensburg Rd.)
On the river, next to the bridge.

Hares: Banana Condom, Mystery Hare

Phone: 503-278-6081 (Banana Condom)

Cost: $0 – Pay your own way for pre-lube, beer check (@ brewery), and on-in.

Trail: Rainy day hash, so we’re taking a DC brew tour. Runners and walkers should expect an exciting tour through the most contaminated scenic sections of DC’s Banacostia River.

Trail is Bardo to Bardo. Beer check is at a different mystery brewery, so bring cash/card & ID on trail.

This trail will also be a DC Race Invaders H3 invasion hash. Come out to give those r*cist bastards a hard time as they stumble into Bardo around the same time that we stumble out.

It’s also the first time we’ve hashed in DC in while, so there’s that.

DCH4 Trail 1954: 5/6/17 2pm Bethesda, MD

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Siths: Darth Sinnus, Darth Blasphemilator, Senator Otternivium (Survival of the Spittest, Ginger Snatch, Under 25 to Ride)

What: Hash trail.  Star Wars themed for Revenge of the Sith!
Location: Locust Grove Nature Center (7777 Democracy Rd, Bethesda, MD)
When: Saturday May 6, 2017  2:00 PM
How Much: $6
Specifics: Pleasant, springtime shiggy.  It’s Cabin John.  So you’re not up to your nerfherders in swamp muck but you’ll probably get you your Return of the Jedi bikini wet.  Definitely dog friendly (woof!).  I would say not very stroller friendly.
On After: Do you love cheap beer and corned beef?  Have we got a treat for you!  Hank Dietle’s is hosting DCH4’s on after.  This bar is a Rockville tradition featuring over 8 feet of bar, 1 pool table, a juke box with awesome tunes, locals…etc!  Where the etc means a permanent food truck outside that serves corned beef!
Special treat: Architectural wonders!

DCH4 Trail 1953

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April 29 at 3 pm DCH4 hash at Wunderlic Manor in Brookeville, MD

The 3 B’s Hash

Hares: Stevie Wunderlic and FeyLay!

Runners’ and walkers’ trails, no strollers, dogs OK (need leash)

Circle and on after at Stevie’s: 19421 James Creek Ct Brookeville, MD 20833

Hash cash = $9

BBQ, BONFIRE, and BEER!

Hare cell for Stevie: 240-620-6885

DCH4 Trail #1951: 4/15 2pm Crystal City – Arlington, VA

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Theme:  Easter – wear bunny ears

Where:  1800 Crystal Dr Arlington, VA 22202

Start directions:  Meet at the open lot next to building with murals, free underground parking at the Crystal City Shops (1750 Crystal Dr)

Hares:  Fire in the Hole & Teenie Bopper

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-B, It is Crystal City… expect pavement! Shiggy rating about a 2, the hares will try for 3!

On-After:  San Antonio Bar & Grill  Crystal City Underground Shops – 1664 A Crystal Square Arcade

Hare’s phone #: (913) 704-7018

 

DCH4 Trail #1950: 4/8/17 2pm Wheaton, MD

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Theme: Farewell,  Anal Rose trail – it’s his last Saturday before he follows Drug ‘Em & Plug ‘Em to the west coast

Where:  Wheaton Westfield Mall  11160 Veirs Mill Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20902

Start directions:  Large parking lot in front of entrance to Sears Outlet, follow the mall signs for Dick’s Sporting Goods

Hares: Late Nite, Spelunker, Anal Rose

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description: A-A’, Runners trail 5-ish miles and dog friendly, Walkers trail  3-ish miles and stroller friendly

On-After:  Bar Louie (next to Party City & AMC Theater – also next to Wheaton Mall)

DCH4 Trail #1948: 4/1/17 2pm Bethesda, MD

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Where:  The Shops at Sumner Place, 4611-K Sangamore Rd, Bethesda, MD 20816

Start directions:  Parking Garage underneath Passion Fin accessible by going behind Sumner Fitness

Hares:  Late Nite, Duckbill, & Shmegg

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Runners trail 4-ish miles, Walkers trail is tough stroller friendly, runners will probably get wet

On-After:  Passion Fin 4611 Sangamore Rd, Bethesda, MD 20816  http://www.passionfin.com/

Hare(s) Phone #: (240) 274-3707

DCH4 Trail #1947: 3/11/17 2pm – Arlington, VA

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Theme: A Short Simple TRAIL For U ‘Cause….as of last week the hareline was still open. #ASS_TRAIL_FUC
Start:  Thomas Jefferson Community Center/Middle School  – 3501 2nd St S, Arlington, VA 22204
Start Location:  There are 3 parking lots for this school/community center. This harriette will be on the north side of the building.
Hares: Bored of Erections, Just Samson, and Friends
Cost:$6
Trail Deets: A to A’. This is a short simple trail. Dog and stroller friendly*. Only awkward runners will need dry shoes. No headlamps.
*There is a staircase or two, but I’m sure someone will assist strollered hashers.
On After: TBD

DCH4 Trail #1946: 3/4/17 3pm Springfield, VA

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Theme:  8th Annual Burning of the Xmas Trees
Special start time of 3PM!!
Start location: Side parking lot of Fiona’s Irish Pub 5810 Kingstowne Center, Alexandria VA 22310
Hares: Tour duh Whore, Pay Per View, Lickie Long Time and Bad Dog (fingers crossed)
Cost:$9
Time: 3PM!!!!
Trail Deets: A to B. Bring a dry bag, shuttles back to start will be provided. Expect a bit of shiggy on both walkers and runners trail. Dog and stroller friendly. Normally we do this a bit later in March near St Paddy’s and Ides of March. So come dressed in green or a toga. Chili dogs (not Lickie Long Time) on the menu.
Special Parking Instructions TBD, depends how many wankers we have show up. Limited parking in neighborhood near end so parking on Villa Street, Edison High School or Franconia ES.