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DCH4 #1965 House of Da Nasty in Alexandria

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A trail from PPV’s back pocket. Or pulled outta her *ss. Or vajayjay…

Trail for Saturday 7/29 will be a House of Da Nasty trail!
Start: Side parking lot of House of Dynasty (Da Nasty) 7550 Telegraph Rd, Alexandria, VA 22315

Time: 2PM

Hare: Pay Per View

Cost: $6

Trail Deets: Supposed to be pouring this weekend so bring dry clothes. Expect a shorter trail. Want a longer trail? Volunteer to help hare! If not, will probably be one trail for both walkers and runners (approx 3 miles). Expect shiggy/mud. Expect downpours. Dog friendly, strollers see the hare for options. Bring bug spray.

On On On: TBD but maybe Bungalow or something at the Springfield Town Center (Chuy’s?)

DCH4 Trail #1964: 7/22 2pm Fletcher’s Boathouse

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It’s hot, hot, hot in the District, and what better way to enjoy it than with a damp, sweaty trail. See below for deets:
Where: Fletcher’s Cove Boathouse (4940 Canal Rd NW, Wash DC). Drivers click the link for the map. Public transitters, there’s a WMATA bus stop on MacArthur drive (D4 and D5 buses)
When: Saturday July 22, 2017 at 2pm
What: A trail at Fletcher’s Cove!  A to A’ starting form the upper parking area at Fletcher’s Cove Boathouse. Runners might get their feet wet. Head lamps highly recommended for runners. Walkers trail is dog friendly, runners trail not so much. Hash Cash: $6
Who: Duckbill Cookiepuss (202.812.6908) and Banana Condom
Why: Because it’s stoopid hot.

On After: TBD

DCH4 #1963 15 July 2PM in Greenbelt

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Where: House of Shmegg, 2 Gardenway, Unit S, Greenbelt MD 20770
When: Sat. 15 July 2017 at 2PM
What: A trail that you may or may not have seen before, maybe shiggy, maybe sidewalks, maybe water.
Hash Cash: $6
On After: New Deal Cafe, 113 Centerway, Greenbelt MD www.newdealcafe.com
Fon: 240.461.3390

DCH4 Trail #1961: 7/1/17 2pm – Silver Spring, MD

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Where:  10426 Inwood Avenue, Silver Spring, MD  20902
Start (metro) directions:  Red Line to Forest Glen –  call Crackula for a ride and we’ll coordinate
Hares:  Count Crackula, Front Office, and Happy Meal
How Much: $9.00 — yes, we’re feeding you!
Trail Description:  A to A, runners’ and walkers’ trails, dogs OK (need leash)
Circle and On-After:  Casa de Crackula/Front Office; bring a blanket or lawn chair
Hare(s) Phone #: 301-332-7073 (Count); 301-661-4288 (Front Office)

DCH4 Trail #1958: 6/3/17 3pm Tour duh Hash – Takoma Park, MD

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2nd leg of Tour duh Hash!

When: 6/3/17 3pm

Where:  VFW “Hells Bottom” Takoma Park  6420 Orchard Ave, Takoma Park, MD 20912

Start directions:  Park in the gravel lot at the VFW, follow chalk to sign-in and beginning circle (2 block walk).

Metro directions:  Take the red line to Takoma.  Take the F2 bus towards Cheverly (departure time 2:27 – runs hourly). Disembark on Eastern Ave where Kansas Ave crosses (5 min ride).  Cross to the other side of Eastern Ave and walk down 4th Ave for 2 blocks.  The VFW will be on the right.  Follow chalk to start.

Alternative metro directions:  Take the red or green line to Fort Totten (*green line is single-tracking).  Take the K6 bus towards White Oak (departure time 2:36 or 2:51 – runs every 15 mins).  Disembark on New Hampshire Ave where Sheridan St crosses (10 min ride). Cross to the other side of New Hampshire Ave.  Follow chalk to start.

Hares (Trail):  Bobbin 4 Buttplugs, Late Nite Drive Thru, Brokeback Mama

Hare Assistants (On-After):  Pervarotti, RU-469, & Duckbill Cookiepuss

How Much: $15.00

Trail Description:  Bring headlamps and dry shoes for both walkers and runners trails! Shiggy factor: 6 of 10 – definitely PI, ticks, and water crossings; A to A’ ; Walkers trail is NOT stroller friendly.

On-After:  VFW Takoma Park – CASH only

On-After details:  $15 gets you trail, pitchers of draft beer or sodas until 8pm, and a barbecue (pulled pork, chicken chili, & hot dogs) prepared by our grillmaster, Pervarotti.  GF & Vegetarian dishes will be provided (speak to the Hare Assistants for details).  If you want to contribute, feel free to bring a dessert to share.

Bring chairs for seating outside.  A local band starts playing around 830pm.  Please tip them & your bartenders!  If you plan to purchase anything on your own/after 8pm, please be aware that the VFW is CASH only.

Hare’s phone #: LNDT 240-274-3707

DCH4 Trail #1957: 5/27/17 2pm Rockville, MD

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Where: Croyden Creek Nature Center  852 Avery Rd, Rockville, MD 20851

Start directions:  Meet in the main nature center parking lot

Hares:  RU-469, Late Nite Drive Thru, Ass Spelunker

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Shiggy factor: 4 out of 10, tough dog friendly – not stroller friendly, bring dry shoes, please bring chairs for end circle

On-After:  Rockville’s Hometown Holidays festival – free festival in downtown Rockville where street food and beer will be available for purchase while live bands play on 3 stages

Hare(s) Phone #: Spelunker (757) 636-2524; RU-469 (301) 802-2938

DCH4 Trail #1956: 5/20/17 2pm – District’s Birthday Trail – Shaw Metro Station

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So District 69 is turning 40 we are going to celebrate in style…Wear your most douchie-boat-shoe-get-up all day long… From the prelube, to the trail, to the on-after party, and the on-after-after…
Theme: Boat Shoe Douche Bag Birthday Trail


Pre-Lube: 1:00pm at Right Proper 624 T St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Start: 2;00pm Shaw Metro Station – 1701 8th St NW, Washington, DC 20001

Hares: Spare My Finger, Seven Queer Stitch, Liquor Box, Muffin Man, and others!

Trail Details:
· Trail is A to A`
· Walker’s Trail: 2.39 Miles
· Runner’s Trail: 4.50 Miles
· Bag Vehicle will be provided
· Dog Friendly: Yes
· Stroller Friendly: Yes
· Forecast is 70 degrees and sunny.
· Bring Virgins to sacrifice celebrate
· Shiggy rating is about a 0/10

How Much: $6 hash cash

On-After: · Fathom Gallery 1333 14th St NW https://fathomgallery.org/