Since nobody signed up to hare this is going to be a BYOB pickup hash. I just ask that somebody bring snacks and a bag of flower.
Hash Trash
DCH4 Trail# 2021 – 9/14 @ 3pm
Don’t want to be naked & afraid? Come be prudish & fully dressed! Break out your bonnets & turtle necks & come out!
Where: 2503 Dennis Ave silver spring MD
Hares: Choking Hazard and PITA
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
Details: Trail A to A. Dog & stroller friendly
On after: frankly pizza (10417 armory Ave Kensington MD)
Gripes and complaints (Pita 301-412-3215)
DCH4 Trail# 2020 – 9/8 @ 10am – Renn Faire
NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 10AM!!
BRING A MINIMUM OF $29 CASH ONLY!!
$9 for trail
$20 (or less) for Renn Faire tix!!
KENNEL: Lady and Lords (DCH4)THEME: King Henry’s Court Revel Grove, Oxfordshire, England*American Sign Language Interpretation Day, *Singles party at the Dragon Inn (best place for assorted beers, find the taps at the ground level next to elephants.)Gather your corsets, boots, velvet, leather and lace and be ready to party like it’s 1529!!
HARES: Dr. Strangelove, For Sale or Rent, (awaiting confirmation)TIME:10 AM Sep 8(PLAN ON TRAFFIC!!!)TRAIL START LOCATION: Revel Grove in Crownsville, MarylandFacing the ticket windows, Look for wankers to the far right in the grassy area nearest to handicap parking zone and privies.Web address: http://www..rennfest.com/Festival in its 42nd seasonThe year is 1529. King Henry VIII without his Queen Katherine but is flaunting Anne BoleynCOST OF TRAIL: $9.00 trail, beer, food, beer.COST OF FAIRE: Adults – discount tickets less than $20Please RSVP to hare for trail and/or Faire. Tickets pay morning of, CASH only!TRAIL: Runner and Walker, A to B. Bag vehicle provided. (6 min walk to car)
Circle End: across the street from Faire, General’s Highway Corridor Park. Go to Pavilion. THIS IS NOT THE START
Dog Friendly: on trail & circle only. Dogs not allowed in Faire.
Stroller Friendly: walker’s trail has a few tough sections. There is a workaround.
PI: Not much but come preparedCASH: Food and beverages are cash only inside the faire and the ATM lines can get very long.
The faire closes at 6:30/7 PM, Last call is 6 PMThe Pub Sing at White Hart Tavern is great! Get there before 6 PM to find a seat.DON’T FORGET A FLASHLIGHT If you stay to the end it will be dark and there were no street lights in King Henry’s day!CAMERADIRECTIONS(ADC) Maps: Maryland Anne Arundel County Map 19:F6
1781 Crownsville Road, Crownsville, MD.GPS: 95% of the time will make you seriously late.Unless planning to get there at 9, follow the directions below.From Washington, D.C:From the east side of beltway…..East on Rt 50 to EXIT 23, Parole [this is exit for Annapolis Mall]RIGHT at end of ramp. Continue straight on Rt 178, General’s Highway. Do NOT turn onto Defense Highway, Rt 450 – you will be stuck in traffic forever, like Anne Boleyn will be queen)Go past the mall, fair grounds and Ram’s Head Tavern, in less than one mile past tavern, LEFT on Honeysuckle Lane.LEFT on Crownsville Road. LEFT into the faire grounds.If coming in from Rt 450 go past first entrance to second entrance. This strategically places you nearest the faire entrance (ticket windows) and the trail start….From Baltimore:Take I-95 South to the Baltimore Beltway (I-695).
Follow the Beltway South to Exit 4 (Route 3 and I-97 South). Stay left on I-97 South to Annapolis as it splits from Route 3.Take Exit 5 from I-97 (Route 178 to Crownsville).
Turn right at the third light onto Crownsville Road. (Crownsville State Hospital is at the intersection and you can only turn right.) Follow Crownsville Road for 1-1/2 miles and the Festival entrance is on left.[OR go past Crownsville Road and continue straight, turn RIGHT on Honeysuckle Lane and as above to avoid traffic] LEFT on Crownsville Road. LEFT into the faire grounds.Park in the lot closest Honeysuckle and the ticket windows.***HAZAAH… Single Faire tix starting 15 Sep are $26….. so come on out this Saturday and save $7, almost 2 beers worth!Details at DCHashing.net, DC Harriettes and Harriers, DCH4 – Trail # 2020to ensure enough food and beverages please use the evite Late Nite set up:or email/text hare…..The sausages are simmering in Wit Beer with onions and a myriad of herbs.HAZAAHFSORIf you’d like to skip trail and just go to faire….. no problem…. PRE ORDER Tix see the trail deets for end location to pick up your tixCASH ONLY
DCH4 Trail# 2020 – 9/8/18 @ 10am – Renn Faire Trail
NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 10AM!!
KENNEL: Lady and Lords (DCH4)THEME: King Henry’s Court Revel Grove, Oxfordshire, EnglandAnd American Sign Language Interpretation Day, also a singles party at the Dragon Inn (best place for asst beers, find the taps at the ground level next to elephants)gather your corsets, boots, velvet, leather and lace and be ready to party like it’s 1529!!
HARES: Dr. Strangelove, For Sale or Rent, (awaiting confirmation)TIME: 8 Sep 2018 10 AM (PLAN ON TRAFFIC!!!)TRAIL START LOCATION: Revel Grove in Crownsville, MarylandFacing the ticket windows, Look for wankers to the far right in the grassy area nearest to handicap parking zone and privies.Web address: http://www.rennfest.com/Festival in its 42nd seasonThe year is 1529. King Henry VIII without his Queen Katherine but is flaunting Anne BoleynCOST OF TRAIL: $9.00 trail, beer, food, beer.
COST OF FAIRE: Adults – discount tickets less than $20Please RSVP to hare for trail and/or Faire. Tickets pay morning of, CASH only!TRAIL: Runner and Walker, A to B. Bag vehicle provided. (6 min walk to car)
Circle End: across the street from Faire, General’s Highway Corridor Park. Go to Pavilion. THIS IS NOT THE START
Dog Friendly: on trail & circle only. Dogs not allowed in Faire.
Stroller Friendly: walker’s trail has a few tough sections. There is a workaround.
PI: Not much but come preparedCASH: Food and beverages are cash only inside the faire and the ATM lines can get very long.
The faire closes at 6:30/7 PM, Last call is 6 PMThe Pub Sing at White Hart Tavern is great! Get there before 6 PM to find a seat.DON’T FORGET A FLASHLIGHT If you stay to the end it will be dark and there were no street lights in King Henry’s day!CAMERADIRECTIONS(ADC) Maps: Maryland Anne Arundel County Map 19:F6
1781 Crownsville Road, Crownsville, MD.GPS: 95% of the time will make you seriously late. Unless planning to get there at 9, follow the directions below.From Washington, D.C:From the east side of beltway…..East on Rt 50 to EXIT 23, Parole [this is exit for Annapolis Mall]RIGHT at end of ramp. Continue straight on Rt 178, General’s Highway. Do NOT turn onto Defense Highway, Rt 450 – you will be stuck in traffic forever, like Anne Boleyn will be queen)Go past the mall, fair grounds and Ram’s Head Tavern, in less than one mile past tavern, LEFT on Honeysuckle Lane.LEFT on Crownsville Road. LEFT into the faire grounds.If coming in from Rt 450 go past first entrance to second entrance. This strategically places you nearest the faire entrance (ticket windows) and the trail start….From Baltimore:Take I-95 South to the Baltimore Beltway (I-695).
Follow the Beltway South to Exit 4 (Route 3 and I-97 South). Stay left on I-97 South to Annapolis as it splits from Route 3.Take Exit 5 from I-97 (Route 178 to Crownsville).
Turn right at the third light onto Crownsville Road. (Crownsville State Hospital is at the intersection and you can only turn right.) Follow Crownsville Road for 1-1/2 miles and the Festival entrance is on left.[OR go past Crownsville Road and continue straight, turn RIGHT on Honeysuckle Lane and as above to avoid traffic] LEFT on Crownsville Road. LEFT into the faire grounds.Park in the lot closest Honeysuckle and the ticket windows.
DCH4 Trail #2019 – Sept 1st, 3PM. Revival of the Best Beer Check Ever Trail!
DCH4 Trail #2019 – Sept 1st, 3PM. Revival of the Best Beer Check Ever Trail!
Hares: Pay Per View, Can’t Talk With My Mouth Full and Senior Sodomizing Slut
Start: Ben Bremman Park (4800 Brenman Park Dr, Alexandria, VA 22304), far parking lot at the end of Somervelle Street. Look for signs for Farmers Market on Sundays – we will gather there!
https://goo.gl/maps/TtmCAyz5Sx12
Cost: $6 plus extra $$$ for beer along the way (pay as you go after hash provided beer runs out). BRING XTRA CASH AND ID ON TRAIL!!!!!
Directions: From I395, take the Duke Street Exit heading East. Take a right onto Somervelle Street or any other streets leading into Cameron Station neighborhood or Ben Brenman Park. Go to the far parking lot at the end of Somervelle Street.
Metro: Closest stations are King Street (Blue/Yellow lines) or Van Dorn Street. Check bus schedule, arrange for pickup or grab a Uber.
Trail Deets: A to A’. Expect some shiggy, potential to get feet wet is high (both runners and walkers). Bring extra cash and ID for trail. Trail is dog friendly but beer check isn’t – plan accordingly. Stroller options available (beer check is kid friendly). BRING XTRA CASH AND ID ON TRAIL!!!
On After: TBD but probably Shooter McGee’s
DCH4 Trail# 2018 – 8/25 @ 3pm
Start: Ft. Totten Metro In grassy area across from Park n ride lot. (550 Galloway st NE. Washington DC) (FYI, it cost $2 to park at ft. Totten on Saturdays)
Time: 3pm
Hares: Pick up Hash
Cost: $6
Details: Everybody draws straws at start. Shortest straw gets honor of being first hare. That person gets a 5 min head start. When that person gets snared the person who snares becomes hare. Eventually after 3 or so miles whoever has flower bag makes their way back to start for end. I will provide the beer, snacks, and flower. All you guys have to do is show up.
On After: Hellbender Brewery (5788 2nd st. NE Washington DC)
Location of start:
DCH4 Trail #2017 Beauty and the Beast II
DCH4 Trail# 2016 – 8/11 @ 3pm
DCH4 Trail# 2016 – 8/11 @ 3pm
What: A trail in DC. Starting at Ft. Lincoln Park in Northeast: 3229 Fort Lincoln Dr NE, Washington, DC. If you’re not driving, biking, or walking, your best bet is going to be the B2 bus. Take the stop at Bladensburg Rd and South Dakota Ave NE and walk a few blocks.
When: 8/11 at 3pm.
Hare: Duckbill Cookiepuss, mystery hares?
Cost: $6
Details: A to A. Runners trail likely not stroller friendly, we’ll see what happens. Dogs should be OK.
On After: TBD.
Hare’s # is Two Oh Two .Eight One Two .6908 for day of questions.
DCH4 Trail# 2015 – 8/4/18 @ 3pm
Start: The cul-de-sac at the end of Lakehaven Court, Fairfax Station, VA. Turn on to Lakehaven Lane from Burke Lake Rd, just south of intersection with Fairfax County Parkway. Use address 10119 Lakehaven Ct if you are relying on GPS navigation.
When: 8/4 @ 3pm
Hare: Dr. Strangelove and possibly others
Cost: $6
Details: A to A. Runner’s trail will feature a shot check at an old abandoned still way back in the woods.
Dogs fine, but must be on leash on part of the trail.
On After: TBD
DCH4 Trail# 2014 – 7/28 @ 3pm – DOUBLE HEADER for BAH3 Full Moon
DCH4 Trail# 2014 – 7/28 @ 3pm
This is a double header for BAH3 Full Moon starting at 7pm. The start of the full moon is only a few miles from DCH4 start. So come on out to the full moon trail prelude.
Start: University Hills Duck Pond Park – 3400 Stanford St Hyattsville, MD 20783
Hares: Ass Spelunker and Late Nite Drive Thru
Time: 3pm
Cost: $6
Details: Walkers and runners trail is A-A, and dog friendly. Runners trail is not stroller friendly. Walkers trail – not quite sure. Bring ivy block / Shiggy socks and dry bag.
On-After/Full Moon Pre-Lube: Looney’s Pub – 8150 Baltimore Ave College Park, MD 20740. BAH3 will be hosting the Full moon hash at College Park metro parking lot at 7pm. Looney’s pub is only one mile from the full moon start.
On-After Parking: Park in south-east corner of Lot 11b on the University of Maryland campus (coordinates: 38.993362, -76.935504). There is a pedestrian bridge and trail that allows you to cross Paint Branch and shortcut to Baltimore Ave.