Hash Trash

Location: Croyden Creek Nature Center – 852 Avery Rd Rockville, MD

Hares: Pour Some Custard on Me & RU-469. Send any complaints to Just Gibson.

Trail: A to A with a walker/runner split. The walker’s trail is 2.5 miles, offroad but on cut trails, and dog friendly but not stroller friendly.

Runner’s trail is 4.5 miles and a mix of low shiggy offroad with pavement pounding under tree cover, probably some mud if it’s a rainy week but still tough-dog friendly.

Since the trails and sidewalks are shared use please keep a mask with you and social distance.

On-after: Saints Row Brewing on Saturday between 12-8pm (so you can get a whole day of drinking in).

*Updated trail guidance – Face masks will be mandatory in the presence of other hashers outside of your personal quaranteam while at DCH4* 

START: Kingman Island (575 Oklahoma Ave NE
Washington D.C., DC 20002)

Hare: Assfixiation

There will be a pre-lube, 4-check, socially distant social stroll trail from 12 to 2:30. There will also be an unmanned, no-check trail on beautifully scenic Kingman Island

A-A. Start will be RFK parking lot outside the Kingman Island gate. There will be 2 trails: a pre-laid Kingman Island trail, and a social-stroll trail with 4 neighborhood stops.

The social-stroll is a pavement-pounding walkers’ delight. It has the bare minimum mileage to take you past your favorite city hashers. You can say socially-distant hellos to Chip n Failz, Downward Facing Doggy Style, Lorena Hobbit, Daddy’s F’cking Lost and more—— as long as you use the yet-to-be-determined means to let them know you’re headed their way between the house of 12 and 2:30.

Stay social and stay dry. Or go run around the woods and then socialize. Choose your own adventure.

Due to the forecast of all-day thunderstorms from 6am-4pm, trail will be moved be moved to Sunday.

Start: Glenmont Metro Parking Garage Section 1a – 12501 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring, MD 20906

Hares: Porn to Fail and Spitz.cum

Theme: Geezer’s Revenge

Trail Description: Trail will be A to A. It is dog friendly but not stroller friendly. If anyone plans to stroller it there is a good workaround. Walkers trail will be about 3 miles – runners about 4. There will be a mix of moderate shiggy and pavement. All trails will get somewhat wet even if we don’t get the deluge. This is a joint trail with WH4 but will use DCH4 trail marks. All will be explained in the chalk talk. There will be at least 1 shot check on trail assuming the weather cooperates. There will be beer and Orange food at the On-In from noon to 6 PM on Saturday. If you do the trail on Sunday – BYOB.

Any questions call Porn To Fail – (571) 215-4407

Hare(s): Bobbylonghare, Missed Erections, Milk Money

Start Location:

Cost: $0.00

In case of trouble contact: Bobbylonghare 301 651 1390

Dog Friendly: Yes but should be on leash

Stroller Friendly: Tough stroller only, some narrow rocky trails and logs.

Trail Distances (Miles): Runners: 4.25ish Walkers: 2.5ish

Shiggy Ratings: (1=None to 10=Jungle Bushwacking): Runners: 2 – mind the train trestle Walkers: 2

Moistness Level(1-10): Runners: 2 unless it rains really hard Walkers: 2 unless it rains really hard

Safety: We strongly encourage all wankers to bring a phone on trail with them.

Miscellaneous Notes: Combination of paved hiker/biker, natural surface woodland and casual trails totally within Wheaton Regional Park. As usual, bring dry shoes, water, and clothes in a small bag, not your airport suitcase.

*please practice social distancing*

Hare:: Dr. Strangelove

Start: Lake Accotink Park – 7500 Accotink Park Rd, Springfield, VA

Directions to start: Main parking lot (the one with the railroad trestle). Park near the 2 dumpsters at the far end of the lot from the trestle .

Trail will be ready by 1 pm Saturday, August 15, start on your own, at your own time, but be advised the park closes at 9 PM.

Dogs ok, but strollers not advised. Extra pair of dry shoes/socks.

Trail is A – A. Runners’ trail 4 and 1/2-ish, Walkers’ trail 2 and 1/2-ish. For those finishing trail between 2 and 4:30, hare will have beer at the end until it runs out.
*please practice social distancing*

Please join us on Zoom at 6pm for a virtual circle.
Zoom Meeting
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Meeting ID: 481 059 341
Password: 696969

Theme: Celebrating 1955, and Isaias has passed us by 😳

Hares: Spitz.cum and Porn to Fail

Start: Lee Distrct Park ( a 193 acre park plus the BIG backyard playground/spray park for children)

Friendlies: Strollers, dogs, kids, everyone over 60

Special: Birthday Cupcakes and Vintage Beer provided.

Trail: Runner/Turkey 4-5 miles, Penguin/Stroller 3-4 miles

***PLEASE practice COVID-19 Best Practices and follow social distancing guidelines. NOTE: State of VA is currently implementing Phase Three***

Directions: From MD and VA

Find the DC Beltway to Alexandria, exit 176A, Telegraph Road South (Route 611)

Proceed South on Telegraph Road for approximately 2.5 miles.

LEFT Rose Hill Drive at the light into Lee District Park. Follow the road to the end past the recreation center. Parking lot is on the right. Do not turn left into the parking lots for the fields.

Please join us on Zoom at 6pm for a virtual circle.
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Meeting ID: 481 059 341
Password: 696969

Start location: Intersection of Colorado Ave, Kennedy St, and 14th St NW Washington, DC

Update 8/1 11:48am – the hare will not be laying trail; if you show up to the start location, Rock Creek park is 1 block to the west; please have an iso-trail today

Hare: Cocktease Falcon

Trail description: Same trail for both runners and walkers, approximately 4.5 miles, A to B trail

Any issues on the trail, call the Hare at 559-652-1685

*please practice social distancing*

Please join us on Zoom at 6pm for a virtual circle.
Zoom Meeting
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Meeting ID: 481 059 341
Password: 696969

Where: Streetcar 82 Brewery Co. 4824 Rhode Island Ave, Hyattsville, MD.
https://www.streetcar82brewing.com/read-me
https://goo.gl/maps/gxicK2tNmMdNKwN99

Start directions: Do NOT park in S82 parking lot. Park on Rhode Island Ave. Look for chalk talk and On Out arrows.

Hare: Deaf Lesbian

Theme: How Will Hell Be Any Worse? Joint trail with WH4

Trail Description: Mostly pavement but will include water crossings. Depending your height, ankle – knee high. Trail 3-4 miles. Watch out for rabid geese. Trail laid at noon.

Other Trail Notes: Deaf Lesbian hits the 5-0 next week. Ass, cash, grass: all are suitable gifts.
No cash at brewery, bring plastic.

Hare(s) Phone #: 571-242-2247. Shouting useless, text only.

*please practice social distancing*

Since this is a joint trail with WH4, the Zoom will be held on Sunday at 6pm instead of Saturday.

Zoom Meeting
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Meeting ID: 481 059 341

Password: 696969

Start: 6th St. NW & Florida Ave NW, Washington DC

Hare: Cocktease Falcon

Trail description: 1 trail for walkers and runners; stroller and dog friendly
If there are any issues on trail, please contact the hare at 559-652-1685.

Please continue to social distance.

Join the Zoom meeting at 6pm to be included in the virtual end circle.

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Meeting ID: 481 059 341

Password: 696969