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DCH4 Trail for 3/6/21

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Hares: Dyke Tyson and Pay Per View

 

Start/End: Parking Garage of Barcroft Sports and Fitness Center

4200 S Four Mile Run Drive Arlington, VA 22206

 

https://goo.gl/maps/9sFnX5yRXFvVSpXN6

 

Trail Lengthen

Runners Trail: 3-5

Walkers Trail: 2-3

 

Shiggy Rating:

Low, it’s Arlington

 

Stroller: Yes

Dog Friendly” Yes

DCH4 #2139: A VD Cure, 2/20/21 12pm onwards, Silver Spring, MD

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Where: North Four Corners Local Park – 315 University Blvd W, Silver Spring, MD 20901

May Google be your guide!

Still recovering from last weekend’s VD? This week’s hares have the cure in the form of a trail!

When: Saturday, 2/20 by noon, maybe before

Who: Princess Jizzmine, (s)Kooter Kuntae, and you FFs

Runners: around 7 miles, shiggy rating 4

Walkers: less than runners on both parts

Strollers: as long as it’s not icy/muddy you should be ok

Doggo: Just Riley would give two thumbs of approval if he only had thumbs

 

Note from the hare razor: Need hares for 2/27 & 3/13! Or for anytime April and beyond.

DCH4 Trail #2137: 2/6/21 1pm onwards, Rockville, MD

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Where: Lake Frank parking lot, 15184 Avery Rd, Derwood (Rockville), MD
Why: Because it’s not Lake F’ing Needwood
Hares: Standard Deviant and Pervarotti
Trail is A to A. Dog friendly. Several runner/walker splits with walker trail probably under 3 miles.
Huh?: 301-919-8109
SAFETY NOTE: park police hang out in parking lot so be discrete. We will give you at least one Beer/Shot Check on trail.

DCH4 Trail #2136 – 1/30/21 1pm onwards, Exploring Paint Branch

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Where: Martin Luther King Jr Recreational Park, Jackson Rd, White Oak/Silver Spring MD (parking lot next to tennis courts)
Walkers – 3 miles, trails & flat shiggy
Runners – an Extra Creamy runners loop!
Cost: $0 – BYO everything
Hares: Pervarotti and Extra Creamy Dog Crap
Hare cell: 240-413-2388
D’erections:
From DC Beltway, exit 28A on MD-650/New Hampshire Ave North.
After 3 miles, right on Jackson Rd.
0.7 miles to parking lot on the right, just before the tennis courts (just after the MLK Swim Center).
From Rte 29, north on New Hampshire Ave for 0.9 miles, right on Jackson Rd, then 0.7 miles to parking lot on the right, just before the tennis courts (just after the MLK Swim Center).

NEED HARES ASAP!!!

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Listen up half minds, with a new year cums a new calendar (funny how that works). As of today (1/10/21) we have zero hares for all of 2021. If you would like to hare in this new and hopefully better year then 2020. Please sign up to hare, or there will be no trail. Contact the hareraiser Late Nite Drive Thru (latenitedrivethru@gmail.com) or your Grand Master Ass Spelunker (ass.spelunker.h3@gmail.com) if you would like to hare.
That is all, you can now go back to your regularly drunken lives.

DCH4 Trail #1235 – 1/2/21 10am onwards Silver Spring, MD

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Theme: The Post-Holidays “I need to start getting my @$$ in gear” trail (aka The Anti-12 DDs of Hashmas)

Where:  Nolte Local Park – 200 Denver Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910

Start directions:  Trail will start leading west on the paved trail that starts where the parking lot ends

Hares:  Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker

How Much: $0

Trail Description:  A-A, expect hills on both trails, 1 shot stop at our house, it will be warm out but we might have a fire if we replenish our firewood by then; Runners: 4.5 – 5 miles, shiggy rating – 1-2, Walkers: 3.5 miles, stroller friendly

Hare(s) Phone #: (757) 636-2524

DCH4 Trail #2134 – 12/26/20 10am onwards – Island of Misfit Toys

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Hares: Tour duh Whore and Pay Per View
Where: 5951 Franconia Rd Alexandria, VA https://goo.gl/maps/UV63yG3pth8tDTDx6
over flow parking available on Villa Street
When: Sat/Sun Dec 26th/27th (possible trail on 25th if weather allows). Trail will be ready by Saturday 10am for wankers but to really enjoy the holiday lights, sunsets at 453PM! IF we have trail for Friday, it will be after sunset only!
Cost: $0, BYOB. Santa will have goodies after sunset only.
Other Deets: Virginia limits gathering to no more than 10. Wear a face covering. There will be runner, walker, and stroller/holiday light trail. Come dressed as your favorite misfit toy, wear a ugly sweater or holiday gear. Doing trail after sunset is highly encouraged as there will be special visits from the holiday “spirits” of Christmas past, present and future. Not making any promises they will be out during the day.
Directions: From anyway take I495 to Van Dorn Street exit South. Take a right onto Franconia Road. Left onto Em Street. Park on one side only of Em Street. If parking is limited, go back to Franconia Road, take first right onto Villa and park there. Metro is not running on weekends, don’t try.

DCH4 trail# 2133 – 12/19/20

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HASH: Buck Naked Brawler John VFW Trail

WHERE: John Lyon VFW 3150, 2116 19th St N, Arlington, VA 22201 parking lot (opens @ 11:30)

HARE: Buck Naked Brawler

START: Leave the parking lot and take left down the sidewalk on 19th St to pick up your first trail marks.

PARK: Park on the street, leave VFW members to park in the parking lot

TIME: Anytime after 12pm and the beer hall inside and outside will be open at 2pm for social distancing $2 beers. The VFW doesn’t open till 11:30.

DEETS: Escape social media and join for this trail. Will have walker/stroller friendly trail and shiggy/runner trail. Grill available and can order pizza again!