Hash Trash

Hares: How I Met Your Brother, Read Between the Slime & Brother’s dog Floater

**3pm start**

An April Fools No Spitz Left Behind Trail

Start: Fields Rd Elementary
1 School Dr Gaithersburg

Cost: $7

Hares: Spitz & NCLB & BaRooo

trail A to B (bag vehicle provided, 1/3 mile back to start)

Notes: A lovely jaunt through the burbs with a touch of Cold War era history. Not a usual NCLB death march this time, we promise!
RW split. Dog friendly, strollers won’t make it. Shiggy rating 3/10.
You will get wet! 2 stream crossings.

Prelube at Downtown Crown Beer and Wine

OnOnOn: Get a yummy Teeters sub to enjoy on the patio at Downtown Crown Beer and Wine, or hit one of many restaurants in Crown Farm if you’re fancy like that.

Spitz #571-291-5011

The beer mile Victor – Polish face polish & friends will dazzle us with an amazing trail in Alexandria!
**DOUBLE HEADER POSSIBILITIES With MV at 10am**
trail deets:

Trail name: Polish-Humpty-Maya trail.

A to A

time: 2pm (we will return to 3pm start next week)

Start: 1624 Belle View Blvd, Alexandria, VA 22307
Behind the Safeway, close to the VABC.

Walkers: 3.269
Runners: 4.69+

Prelube: Wankers able to drive could prelube with the on-after MVH3 hashers at Aslin in Alexandria.

On-after: Humpty Bunky’s place just down the road.

Sorry Wanks, no trail this weekend, cuz we know a lot of you will already be busy with BAH3 Green Dress, and we don’t like hashing alone. We would tell you to sign up for Green Dress, but its SOLD OUT. There is a Waiting List currently, so pray to the Lord Natty Boh you get in and you may be blessed.

On-On,

DCH4 Misman

Start Location: Rockburn Branch Park (6105 Rockburn Branch Park Rd. Elkridge, MD 21075)

Date/Time: Mar 11 @ 2pm

Hares: Cocko Bel Grande and Blonde Roots

Cost: $7

Details: Trail is A-A, Bitches/Complaints to Cocko @ 562-472-3842

On After: Guinness Brewery (19th street band is playing 5-9)

Theme: Lousy Smarch Weather!

This just in! That lousy Smarch weather we’ve had lately will give in to a great trail this Saturday!

Come chase waterfalls and stunning panoramas of the Potomac with us and frolic through the best forests Arlington has to offer!

Start Location: (38.8973144, -77.0950392)

Giant – 3115 Lee highway, Arlington, VA 22201

The parking lot to the right of Giant.

Start time: 2peem

Hash cash: $7

Hares: Spewart Little, Trampsubstantiation

Notes:

Walkers: 3 miles

Runners: 5 miles

Shiggy level: 2.69

Dog friendly

Mostly stroller friendly except for accessing the shot check.

Start Location : 2503 Dennis ave. Silver Spring, MD 20902

Hares: PITA

Cost: $7

Date/Time: 2/25 @ 2pm

Details: Trail is dog friendly. Not stroller friendly. But can give a work around. Closest metro is Forest Glen (about 1 mile). If you need a ride from metro or if you need to b**** and/or complain, text or call PITA @ (301) 412-3215

On After- TBD

Start: 10426 Inwood Ave, Silver Spring, MD

Hares: Count Crackula & Front Office

Hash Cash: $7

NOTE SPECIAL START TIME!!!

Start: Southern Regional Technology and Recreation Complex (7007 Bock Rd, Fort Washington, MD 20744)

Hares: PITA

Cost: $7

Start Time: 10am (if you wanna watch the game 12:30pm (trail starts)

Details: We are supporting Lickity’s (Heather Wilkinson’s) friend who plays for Maryland Mayhem.
Maryland Mayhem is a wheelchair rugby team from Baltimore! They have 3 games for their tournament which starts at 10am (vs Raleigh). It is 10am – 12.
Heather/Lickity is friends with one of the players and hoping to get a sizable group together.
This is free!!
Trail to follow! BYO start beverage then pack away at 12:30pm
pita #301-412-3215