Past Trails

Start: 8010 Piney Branch Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20910

Hash cash: $7, includes birthday cake 

What: Legal Joint Trail between DCH4 and S2H3 (DC Hash House Harriettes & Harriers; and Strolling Stoners Hash House Harriers)

Why: Because Maryland is now LEGAL!!! (And because Pervarotti is FINALLY back from working in Florida for 7+ months!)

WTF?!  July 1^st is the first day that recreational marijuana is legal in the state of Maryland—which will from this date onward be referred to as: “Merryland”! 😉

Where: Start is at 10801 Lockridge Dr, Silver Spring MD  (north of downtown Silver Spring, MD)

A to A’; Doggie friendly (with leash for road crossings); not stroller friendly (except for strolling stoners….). Most of walkers’ trail on paths in the woods, with extra loops through the shiggy for runners.

Trail is A to A’, with circle close to parking/start; but on-after is a third of a mile on foot or one mile by car

Runners and Walkers trails. You ‘should’ be able to stay dry for the stream crossings, unless there is recent rain.

When: Saturday, July 1, 2023; 3pm HST (hash standard time)

Hare: Pervarotti (plus mystery rollers and strollers)

Cost: $10; Food will be served

On-After: Casa de Pervarotti ; 10814 Margate Road; Silver Spring, MD 20901

On-On-After: The 4 Corners Pub; 10111 Sutherland Rd, Silver Spring, MD; at the intersection of Rte. 29 and University Blvd.; 301-593-2900 

Hare cell: 240-413-2388

Start: 10426 Inwood ave, silver Spring, md

Hares: Count Crackula and Front Office
CC’s cell 301-332-7073.

Parking directions – Please park on right side of the street toward Gridley Ave

Trail details: Both walkers and runners trails available. Walkers should be generally stroller friendly.

On after in the back yard.

Hash cash – $7

If using Metro , Forest Glen station is 1.1 miles from house; call Countcrackula if you need a ride from the metro.

Double Stuffed Whore-e-o Does BabyCat (Meow!!)

Start: BabyCat Brewery (10241 Kensington Pkwy, Kensington, MD 20895)
https://goo.gl/maps/quzvemxgZksrwuVU9
Hares: Double Stuffed Whore-e-o and Mystery Hare
Cost: $7
When: 6/17 @ 3pm
Details: Trail will be A-A. Prelube and On-After will be at BabyCat Brewery.
NOT dog or stroller friendly. If you have a pupper or stroller, contact the hare ahead of time for workarounds. Headlamp/Flashlight needed. Fleshlights welcome as well.
Your feet will most likely get wet – bring a change of shoes/dry bag.
Shiggy level 4.69
Runners ~5 miles
Walkers ~3miles
Contact: Double Stuffed Whore-e-o (202) 302-4460

The 2nd Leg of Tour Duh Hash is brought to you by DCH4.

Start: 4001 15th st N, Arlington, VA 22207 (Start is parking garage above I-66)

Distance: runners 5-6 miles, walkers 3 miles.
Shiggy level: 2.69

Hares: Spewart little, Blinded by the spoog, tramp-sub-stantiation.

Hash cash: $8

Prelube: Start with the start of the first leg of TdH with MVH3. Details on the full tour schedule below.

https://sites.google.com/site/dcfmh3/home/dc-tour-duh-hash?fbclid=IwAR1999qMsk-n0VWbvNU0_yjRYd760IecNzFZNIRAQD_bqMbTKCgjcb4mZ9w_aem_th_Afo5Jy6_9jTMoROkN1uTBLclGWMtm6Q2Rz4LnTR-JYdk4eF1E3Zhc4ujMavz8vu9_f0

Late Nites out of town and Spelunkers unsupervised and nobody volunteered to hare, so cum on out to this s*** show.

Start: Spelunker and Late Nites house (8010 Piney Branch Rd. Silver Spring, MD)
Hares: Ass Spelunker
Cost: $7
When: 5/27 @ 3pm
Details: Trail will be A-A. Dog friendly, you may get wet, but it’s avoidable. Can be stroller friendly. There are work arounds. There will be one beer check and a shot check. So come thirsty.
On after will be at Spelunkers house. I have a grill, so if you want food bring your own meats to grill. If you get to inebriated, there is crash space.
Trail for about 4ish miles.
Gripes and complaints contact Spelunker @ 757-636-2524

What: trail 2188
When: Saturday, May 20 @ 3pm
Where: Chido’s Tex Mex Grill Back corner parking.
14600 Laurel Pl, Laurel, MD 20707
https://maps.app.goo.gl/zoEiHtSQ4Cpgi3kg6
Who: blinded by the spooge
How much: $7
What again:
A to A. ~3mi walkers. ~5mi runners.

Start: Maryland city park – 565 Brock Bridge Rd, Laurel, MD 20724

Hares: Amazon.cum & Blonde Roots

Hash Cash: $7

Trail details: 3 to 5 miles, mostly shiggy. Dry bag. Dog friendly, strollers not recommended.

Start Location: 7007 Bock Rd. Fort Washington, MD 20744

When: 4/29 @ 3pm

Cost: $7

Hares: Cocko Bel Grande & Invisabitch

Trail Details: A to A, Dog friendly, walkers/runners split. Runners about 5 miles. Walkers about 3.69 miles.
Bring change of socks, shoes…life

On After: TBD