Past Trails

Theme:  “Make the Hash Drunk Again” aka Kill the keg

Where:  8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD

Start directions:  Parking not available in front of house; plenty of free parking in neighborhoods surrounding house

Hares:  Late Nite Drive Thru & Ass Spelunker

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, runners 4-ish miles, walkers 3-ish miles

Other Trail Notes:  Keg of Ballast Point IPA in our kegerator from 12 Down-Downs needs a few worthy souls to drink it down-down; pre-lubing will begin at 12pm

On-After:  8010 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD

Hare Phone #: (757) 636-2524

Theme:  Wicked Good Trail, Kid

Where:  Tyson’s Corner Metro Station (1943 Chain Bridge Road, McLean, VA, 22102)

Start directions:  By Car: Tyson’s Corner is located right off of the Beltway – take Exit 46A, and follow Chain Bridge Road until you see the garages up on your left.  You can park there and look for w*nkers milling about by the Metro entrance.  By Metro:  Exit the Tyson’s Corner metro station nearest the parking garage, and look for w*nkers milling about.

Hares:  Ginger Snatch, Have You Blown My Stapler?

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A’; mild shiggy; stroller and dog friendly

Other Trail Notes:   The White House AGM will be held at the On-After location, starting at 8:00 PM.

On-After:  Paddy Barry’s, 8150 Leesburg Pike, Vienna, VA  22182  www.paddybarrysva.com

Hare’s Phone  #:  781-475-9863

Theme:  New Year’s Eve Hash and Hot Tub Party

Where:  Hollywood Neighborhood Park  9699 53rd Ave, College Park, MD 20740

Start directions:  From Greenbelt metro make an immediate right hand turn and go down the tunnel to the back side of the station.  Follow sidewalk until you see the gate in the fence leading into the park.

Hares:  Please Step Away from the Whores, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack & I’m Tho Thor

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A’, DC Men’s hash is running in the same neighborhood at 1pm

Other Trail Notes:   I’ll fire up the BBQ and you can throw anything you like on it… that’s French for bring your own dead animals. I’ll break out some beer, flip cup table, maybe try some of those cool games or drinks we keep seeing being posted all over the place and have the hot tub up and running (and cleaned out from the Christmas Orpahns/WH4 party the week before). My tastes in beer are pretty vanilla so for you beer snobs feel free to bring along anything you want to drink.

Then you might as well just stick around and party straight through until 2017! The hot tub will still be open and we can drink as much champagne as we can handle at midnight. There is plenty of crash space so you don’t have to drink and drive.

On-After:  5201 Edgewood Rd College Park, MD

Hare’s Phone #:  703-869-1496,

Late Nite & Spelunker Present the 6th Annual 12 Downs-Downs of Hashmas
What: A 2-3 mile walker-only trail comprising of 1 beer check and 11 shot checks. We sing baudy Christmas carols at each check.

Where:  7611 Piney Branch Rd Silver Spring, MD 20910

How much: $15

Includes: Plenty of alcohol, keg of Ballast Point IPA, feast after trail, crash space

What to bring: Hashy Christmas hymnal, holiday cheer, shot-sized vessel, air mattress/overnight supplies if you want/need to crash

On-after: 8010 Piney Branch Road (1/3 mile from start)

Please do not drink & drive! Uber/Lyft/public transit options are plentiful and encouraged.

Also, DCH4 is hosting the Beltway Bob on Friday, December 23rd.  Come out to Solly’s at U St. metro between 5-8pm.

Happy Hour from 3pm – 8pm:  $3.50 – PBR, Bud, Bud Light, Coors Light; $5.50 – DC Brau, Svedka, Jim Beam

When: Sat Dec 17th 4PM prelube, 5PM pack away (later time to see Christmas lights!)

Theme: Dress like a Mormon! or holiday theme

Where: 9600 Old Spring Rd Kensington MD. (The house is on the corner of Old Spring Rd & East Bexhill Rd. The driveway is off of E. Bexhill Rd. The house has a water fall down the front yard.)

Trail: A to A dog / stroller friendly. Bring a headlamp.

Cost: $6 trail only or $10 includes dinner

Hares: Elder pita, Elder Noxzema is Bad, Elder Just Amy, Elder Just Damian, Spitz.cum (all these lds terms make the curmudgeon typing this want lsd)

On After: Pita’s fire pit til out of beer. Then Bar Louie 11006 Veirs Mill Rd Wheaton, MD

Pita’s # 301-412-3215 – Can pick up from Forest Glen metro (red line) – let hare know if you need to be picked up!

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Where: 5951 Franconia Road, Alexandria, VA 22310

Start directions:  Park only on the right had side of Em Street.  ( Same side as our house ).  Do not park on both sides as our local police will give us shit…

Hares:  Tour duh Whore & Pay Per View

How Much: $6.00 if you bring a dish to share, $9.00 if you do not

Trail Description: A-A, Dog/Stroller Friendly, Headlamp necessary.  This will pretty much be a short trail around our neighborhood to see the Christmas Lights, Sing Hashmas Carols and drink shots…

Other Trail Notes:  PreLube Starts at 3pm, pack away at 4:30pm.  Wear something festive and creative.  Ugly sweaters would be awesome.  As of Sunday, Dec 4th, the weather will be pretty close to 34 degrees at start of trail.  We will provide burgers and buns.  If you want something special to grill, bring it.

On-After:  Tour duh Whore’s fire pit until beer is gone…

Where:  Start is outside the Capital Fringe – 1358 Florida Ave NE Washington, DC   Map URL

Hares: Asphyxiation & Deaf Lesbian

How much: $6

Bring: Thanksgiving leftovers/food to share

Trail Details:  A to A. Street Parking. Bag-house. Leave food in house.  Dog and stroller ok.  No water crossings.