Past Trails

A trail from PPV’s back pocket. Or pulled outta her *ss. Or vajayjay…

Trail for Saturday 7/29 will be a House of Da Nasty trail!
Start: Side parking lot of House of Dynasty (Da Nasty) 7550 Telegraph Rd, Alexandria, VA 22315

Time: 2PM

Hare: Pay Per View

Cost: $6

Trail Deets: Supposed to be pouring this weekend so bring dry clothes. Expect a shorter trail. Want a longer trail? Volunteer to help hare! If not, will probably be one trail for both walkers and runners (approx 3 miles). Expect shiggy/mud. Expect downpours. Dog friendly, strollers see the hare for options. Bring bug spray.

On On On: TBD but maybe Bungalow or something at the Springfield Town Center (Chuy’s?)

Where: House of Shmegg, 2 Gardenway, Unit S, Greenbelt MD 20770
When: Sat. 15 July 2017 at 2PM
What: A trail that you may or may not have seen before, maybe shiggy, maybe sidewalks, maybe water.
Hash Cash: $6
On After: New Deal Cafe, 113 Centerway, Greenbelt MD www.newdealcafe.com
Fon: 240.461.3390

4641 Duke St, Shop at Fox Chase, Alexandria, VA
In the parking lot of Harris Teeter

Plan on getting wet.
Trail will be A to A’
On after at Los Toltecos on Duke St

$6 hash cash

Where:  10300 Rockville Pike Bethesda, MD 20852

Start directions:  TBD

Hares:  Standard Deviant & ECDC

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  TBD

Other Trail Notes:  TBD

On-After:  TBD

Hare(s) Phone #: TBD

2nd leg of Tour duh Hash!

When: 6/3/17 3pm

Where:  VFW “Hells Bottom” Takoma Park  6420 Orchard Ave, Takoma Park, MD 20912

Start directions:  Park in the gravel lot at the VFW, follow chalk to sign-in and beginning circle (2 block walk).

Metro directions:  Take the red line to Takoma.  Take the F2 bus towards Cheverly (departure time 2:27 – runs hourly). Disembark on Eastern Ave where Kansas Ave crosses (5 min ride).  Cross to the other side of Eastern Ave and walk down 4th Ave for 2 blocks.  The VFW will be on the right.  Follow chalk to start.

Alternative metro directions:  Take the red or green line to Fort Totten (*green line is single-tracking).  Take the K6 bus towards White Oak (departure time 2:36 or 2:51 – runs every 15 mins).  Disembark on New Hampshire Ave where Sheridan St crosses (10 min ride). Cross to the other side of New Hampshire Ave.  Follow chalk to start.

Hares (Trail):  Bobbin 4 Buttplugs, Late Nite Drive Thru, Brokeback Mama

Hare Assistants (On-After):  Pervarotti, RU-469, & Duckbill Cookiepuss

How Much: $15.00

Trail Description:  Bring headlamps and dry shoes for both walkers and runners trails! Shiggy factor: 6 of 10 – definitely PI, ticks, and water crossings; A to A’ ; Walkers trail is NOT stroller friendly.

On-After:  VFW Takoma Park – CASH only

On-After details:  $15 gets you trail, pitchers of draft beer or sodas until 8pm, and a barbecue (pulled pork, chicken chili, & hot dogs) prepared by our grillmaster, Pervarotti.  GF & Vegetarian dishes will be provided (speak to the Hare Assistants for details).  If you want to contribute, feel free to bring a dessert to share.

Bring chairs for seating outside.  A local band starts playing around 830pm.  Please tip them & your bartenders!  If you plan to purchase anything on your own/after 8pm, please be aware that the VFW is CASH only.

Hare’s phone #: LNDT 240-274-3707

Where: Croyden Creek Nature Center  852 Avery Rd, Rockville, MD 20851

Start directions:  Meet in the main nature center parking lot

Hares:  RU-469, Late Nite Drive Thru, Ass Spelunker

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Shiggy factor: 4 out of 10, tough dog friendly – not stroller friendly, bring dry shoes, please bring chairs for end circle

On-After:  Rockville’s Hometown Holidays festival – free festival in downtown Rockville where street food and beer will be available for purchase while live bands play on 3 stages

Hare(s) Phone #: Spelunker (757) 636-2524; RU-469 (301) 802-2938

When: Saturday, May 13 @ 2:00pm

Where: Bardo Brewing (25 Potomac Ave. SE, Washington, DC  20003)

Note: This is the new Bardo location near the Nats Stadium (not Bladensburg Rd.)
On the river, next to the bridge.

Hares: Banana Condom, Mystery Hare

Phone: 503-278-6081 (Banana Condom)

Cost: $0 – Pay your own way for pre-lube, beer check (@ brewery), and on-in.

Trail: Rainy day hash, so we’re taking a DC brew tour. Runners and walkers should expect an exciting tour through the most contaminated scenic sections of DC’s Banacostia River.

Trail is Bardo to Bardo. Beer check is at a different mystery brewery, so bring cash/card & ID on trail.

This trail will also be a DC Race Invaders H3 invasion hash. Come out to give those r*cist bastards a hard time as they stumble into Bardo around the same time that we stumble out.

It’s also the first time we’ve hashed in DC in while, so there’s that.