DCH4

DC Harriettes And Harriers Hash House

Past Trails

DCH4 Trail #1951: 4/15 2pm Crystal City – Arlington, VA

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Theme:  Easter – wear bunny ears

Where:  1800 Crystal Dr Arlington, VA 22202

Start directions:  Meet at the open lot next to building with murals, free underground parking at the Crystal City Shops (1750 Crystal Dr)

Hares:  Fire in the Hole & Teenie Bopper

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-B, It is Crystal City… expect pavement! Shiggy rating about a 2, the hares will try for 3!

On-After:  San Antonio Bar & Grill  Crystal City Underground Shops – 1664 A Crystal Square Arcade

Hare’s phone #: (913) 704-7018

 

DCH4 Trail #1950: 4/8/17 2pm Wheaton, MD

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Theme: Farewell,  Anal Rose trail – it’s his last Saturday before he follows Drug ‘Em & Plug ‘Em to the west coast

Where:  Wheaton Westfield Mall  11160 Veirs Mill Rd, Silver Spring, MD 20902

Start directions:  Large parking lot in front of entrance to Sears Outlet, follow the mall signs for Dick’s Sporting Goods

Hares: Late Nite, Spelunker, Anal Rose

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description: A-A’, Runners trail 5-ish miles and dog friendly, Walkers trail  3-ish miles and stroller friendly

On-After:  Bar Louie (next to Party City & AMC Theater – also next to Wheaton Mall)

DCH4 Trail #1948: 4/1/17 2pm Bethesda, MD

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Where:  The Shops at Sumner Place, 4611-K Sangamore Rd, Bethesda, MD 20816

Start directions:  Parking Garage underneath Passion Fin accessible by going behind Sumner Fitness

Hares:  Late Nite, Duckbill, & Shmegg

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Runners trail 4-ish miles, Walkers trail is tough stroller friendly, runners will probably get wet

On-After:  Passion Fin 4611 Sangamore Rd, Bethesda, MD 20816  http://www.passionfin.com/

Hare(s) Phone #: (240) 274-3707

DCH4 Trail #1947: 3/11/17 2pm – Arlington, VA

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Theme: A Short Simple TRAIL For U ‘Cause….as of last week the hareline was still open. #ASS_TRAIL_FUC
Start:  Thomas Jefferson Community Center/Middle School  – 3501 2nd St S, Arlington, VA 22204
Start Location:  There are 3 parking lots for this school/community center. This harriette will be on the north side of the building.
Hares: Bored of Erections, Just Samson, and Friends
Cost:$6
Trail Deets: A to A’. This is a short simple trail. Dog and stroller friendly*. Only awkward runners will need dry shoes. No headlamps.
*There is a staircase or two, but I’m sure someone will assist strollered hashers.
On After: TBD

DCH4 Trail #1946: 3/4/17 3pm Springfield, VA

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Theme:  8th Annual Burning of the Xmas Trees
Special start time of 3PM!!
Start location: Side parking lot of Fiona’s Irish Pub 5810 Kingstowne Center, Alexandria VA 22310
Hares: Tour duh Whore, Pay Per View, Lickie Long Time and Bad Dog (fingers crossed)
Cost:$9
Time: 3PM!!!!
Trail Deets: A to B. Bring a dry bag, shuttles back to start will be provided. Expect a bit of shiggy on both walkers and runners trail. Dog and stroller friendly. Normally we do this a bit later in March near St Paddy’s and Ides of March. So come dressed in green or a toga. Chili dogs (not Lickie Long Time) on the menu.
Special Parking Instructions TBD, depends how many wankers we have show up. Limited parking in neighborhood near end so parking on Villa Street, Edison High School or Franconia ES.

DCH4 Trail #1945: 2/25/17 2pm Laurel, MD

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Start: Laurel Park Shopping Center parking lot:  7401 Van Dusen Rd, Laurel, MD 20707

Hares: Blinded by the Spooge. Maybe Just Patrick will show up too.

Hash cash: $6

Trail: A to B. (B is about .5mi from A). Some shiggy, some pavement, some creek crossings, some construction. Dogs on leash. Strollers on walkers (MAYBE, there’s sections where the sidewalks disappear).

On After:
Nuzbacks or Gringadas. There’s also a Bella Italian and Indian Restaurant right in the same plaza as start.

DCH4 #1944: Bopping Jizz or Jizzing Bop

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Saturday, 18 February 2017 at 2PM
The weather will be warm enough to leave your stocking hat at home and break out your favorite Deelie Boppers. Just avoid getting Jizz on them if you are not into it…or just Bop.
Hares: Cheez Jizz and Teenie Bopper
Trail: A to A, urban shiggy
Hash cash: $6 Cash
Dogs and strollers: Dogs on leash, but not at on-after; strollers – there will be stairs, but you may do a work around.
Bag vehicle: yes
D-erections: Metro to Crystal City or Pentagon City and walk about 10 minutes to start in 2nd Courtyard at Teenie Bopper’s place. Driving – use your Navigation (so simple). Plenty of street and bike parking (it’s 2 or 4 hour pay, depending on where you park – use the parking App and you can refresh from anywhere). Remember Metro Safe Track – no blue line from Rosslyn to Crystal City.
On After: Extreme Pizza, 1419 S. Fern St, Arlington, VA 22202
Http://pentagoncity.extremepizza.com/
TB Phone: 913-704-7018

DCH4 Trail # 1943 – 2/11/17 3pm Beltsville, MD

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Theme: Lost Count Annual Love Still Fucking Stinks Trail

Where: Beltsville Community Center 3900 Sellman Road Beltsville, MD 20705

Hares: Mrs. Schmegg and The DCH4 Official Curmudgeon, Fey Lay!
How much: $6
Trail: A to A, dogs on leashes, stroller work around. That’s all you need to know, you get what you get and you don’t get upset.
On after: Old Line, because we like their beer and if you don’t, FYYFF!  11011 Baltimore Ave, Beltsville, MD 20705    If it’s not filled there is Sippin’ and Paintin’ at 7PM
 
If I forgot anything, I don’t care!

Bad Dog’s Quest for 2500 runs!

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DCH4 Trail #1942 – 2/4/17 2pm
What: Bad Dog’s Quest for 2500 runs!
Where: West Springfield Elementary School 6802 Deland Dr. Springfield, VA
Metro: Franconia-Springfield metro (call pita if you need to be picked up #301-412-3215)
Hares: pita, pay per view, spitz.cum, quick closing
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-B (end .9 from school) stroller friendly, dog friendly
Other Trail Notes: Please come out and support Bad Dog in his quest for 2500 runs. It means a lot to him!! This run will be 2491ish run.
On-After: Austin Grill Old Keene Mill Shopping Center 8430 old Keene Mill Rd Springfield, VA
Hare(s) Phone #: (301) 412-3215
PS: $10 for TACOS at end of trail & call pay per view 703-405-5095 if you need a ride from metro.

DCH4 Trail #1941 – 1/28/17 2pm Washington, DC

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The Chinese New Year of the Fire Cock

Where:  Parking deck near I Street and 2nd Street NW, Washington, DC.

Start directions:  You may want to park on the street during trail.  We’ve never seen anyone towed from the parking deck, but we’ve never left cars there unattended.  The hares checked the parking situation on 2nd street on a Saturday 2 weeks ago and there was plenty of street parking.  Closest metro is Chinatown.

Map of Start: https://goo.gl/maps/5cS6MVEkHTA2

Hares in Alphabetical Order:  Capital Cockshare, Dr. Cockulus, Kindergarten Cock, Schrodinger’s Cock, Shamrock Your Cock, and Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A; Length ~6 miles runners, ~3 miles walkers; Difficulty Level medium; Dog/Stroller Friendly yes on trail, no dogs at on after if the patio is closed; PI potential is low; Headlamp is not necessary.

Other Trail Notes:  Ring in the Chinese New Year wearing red, especially red underwear.  Red is believed to ward off bad luck and misfortune.  Wearing red underwear will attract wealth and passion to your love life.

On-After:  Irish Channel, 500 H St NW, Washington, DC 20001  http://irishchanneldc.com/

Hare(s) Phone #: Shamrock 703-283-8582