Where: Somewhere near Brookland metro?
Start directions: TBD
Hares: I Shart the 80s & a mystery hare
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: TBD
On-After: TBD
Hare(s) Phone #: (xxx) xxx-xxxx
Past Trails
DCH4 Trail# 2056 – 5/18/19 @ 3pm – Not Another Banacostia Trail
Hares: Banana Condom, Incredible Edible Schmegg, Mystery Hair
Cost: $6
Details: A-A’, runners will have shiggy. Walkers will have less shiggy. Dogs OK on trail (not on-after). Strollers and bum knees probably OK on walkers trail with work-around (talk to the hairs).
Directions:
By car: Just google map it here
By metro: About 1 mile from the Potomac Ave. Metro Station (Blue, Orange, Silver). Cross the Anacostia River on the John Phillip Sousa Bridge and follow the Anacostia Riverwalk Trail north to the pavillion.
On After: Trusty’s (1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE)
Hare cell: 503-278-6081
DCH4 Trail# 2055 – 5/11/19 @ 3pm
What: DCH4 Annual Phat Boy Hash
Location: Thor and Sushi’s place (Valhalla) 10704 Margate Rd. Silver Spring, Md 20901
Hares: Thor, Sushi, possibly others.
Time: Saturday May 11th at 3pm
Cost: $6
Details: this is a mostly walking trail with multiple drink stops. It’s a Phat Boy Hash! Seriously consider bringing your own drinking vessel, as we will be out and about and sharing before heading to the next drink stop. A-A
Directions: North of 4 Corners area, off of Southwood and US 29\Columbia Pike. GPS or Google it.
Parking is in the neighborhood and limited, so carpool if you can. If you are Metro-ing it, Forest Glen is closest, but Silver Spring and Wheaton aren’t that far, either. Hare will probably be laying trail, so let us know if you need a ride and we’ll try to arrange something.
On After: 4 Corners Pub.
Hare cell: 678-779-5089 (I know, weird area code).
DCH4 Trail# 2054 – 5/4/19 @ 3pm
What: May the Fourth Be with You Trail (even though there’s no real theme).
Location: Woodley Park Metro Station, 2700 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC 20008 (marks to grassy knoll)
Hares: Special Red with Papal Smear, Lorena Hobbit, and Deaf Lesbian
Time: Saturday May 4th at 3pm
Cost: $6
Details: Some urban shiggy, reasonable distance (~7km). Walkers and Runners split. One Beer Check, possible shot check. Mostly stroller and dog friendly, with some pavement work-arounds. Walkers trail is stroller friendly.
Directions: Woodley Park Metro Station, 2700 Connecticut Ave NW, Washington, DC 20008 (marks to grassy knoll). Ride a train or bus. I have no idea on parking personal vehicles.
On After: TBD
Hare cell: 443-532-0146
DCH4 Trail# 2053 – 4/27/19 @ 3pm
Stevie Wunderlic, Fey LAY and Just PJ present DCH4 trail 2053, the “When I’m 64” Hash in scenic Brookeville, MD. In honor of Fey and Stevie’s April 1955 birthdays.
Time: Saturday April 27 at 3PM.
Location: Wunderlic Manor, 19421 James Creek Court, Brookeville, MD 20833
Hare Cell: 240-620-6885 Stevie
Trail notes: Mostly wooded, stream crossings (bring dry shoes), not too long, Walkers and Runners split. TWO BEER CHECKS. Not Stroller friendly, leashed dogs OK on trail and at on-after.
On after at Wunderlic Manor, with food and an epic bonfire.
Hash Cash: $9
Directions: James Creek Court is off Gold Mine Road, which runs east-west between Georgia Ave and New Hampshire Ave in Brookeville (just north of Olney and Route 108). HOWEVER, the intersection of Gold Mine Road and New Hampshire Ave is closed due to bridge replacement. If using New Hampshire Ave to access Gold Mine Road (coming from the South), turn LEFT at Brooke Road, about 1 mile BEFORE Gold Mine Road. Then turn RIGHT on Chandlee Mill Road and proceed about 1 mile to Gold Mine Road. You will be past the detour and only one block from Stevie’s. If you use Georgia Ave to access Gold Mine Road, you are not affected by the detour.
DCH4 Trail# 2052 – 4/20/19 @ 3pm
DCH4 Trail# 2052 – 4/20/19 @ 3pm
What: DCH4 Trail #2052; a Joint Collaboration Trail with DCH4 and S2H3 (Strolling Stoners H3); A to A’, Runners and Walkers trails, stroller and doggie friendly; no major water crossings, but it will rain a lot Friday and Friday night, so there will be some mud–so you might want to bring a change of shoes….
**Bring cash and ID on trail for optional beer check at another brewery
There will be 2 beer checks, as well as other checks….
When: Saturday, 4/20 at 3pm
How much? $6
Where: Chuck Brown Memorial; 2901 20th St., NE, DC
The memorial is just west of 20th St, NE, between Hamlin and Franklin Streets, and a couple blocks south of Rhode Island Ave.
It is 1.1 miles from both the Rhode Island Ave and Brookland-CU Metro stations.
Hares: Pervarotti, Quarter Pounder, and Count Crackula
(hare cell: 240-413-2388)
On-After: The Public Option Brewery; 1601 Rhode Island Ave, NE; DC
(opens at 2pm for possible pre-lube, and it is only 2 blocks from start)
DCH4 Trail# 2051 – 4/13/19 @ 3pm
The other side of the tracks trail
Hares: CP and just Sharon
Location: Rockville Metro Station, 251 Hungerford Dr. Rockville, MD 20850. backside (Stonestreet) parking lot. (away from 355/Rockville Pike.
Time: 3:00
Cost: $6
on after: TBD
Dog, stroller, etc friendly.
Hare phone number: 773-531-3209
DCH4 Trail# 2050 – 4/6/19 @ 3pm
Ok all you wankers! Want a fun filled afternoon with amazing people and good beer on a nice sunny 70 deg day? Then, DCH4 is the place to be this Sat.
Start: Rosemary Hill Local Park (2450 Lyttonsville Rd. Silver Spring, MD). Park near Tennis and Basketball courts.
Time: 4/6/19 @ 3pm
Hares: Ass Spelunker and Late Nite Drive Thru
Cost: $6
Details: Trail will be A-A. Dog friendly, tough stroller friendly. I don’t think they’re any water crossings, but you’re Hasher’s, you should always have dry shoes and clothes on hand.
On After: Silver Branch Brewery (8401 Colesville Rd. #150, Silver Spring, MD)
On After Details: The brewery has only been open one month. They don’t have any food though (unless you count $5 all you can eat popcorn as food). However, they allow takeout. This is in Downtown Silver Spring. There’s a McDonald’s next door along with many Pizza places you can order from. There’s also outdoor seating so your furry friends can join in on the fun. And did I mention….IT’LL BE 70 DEG SAT!!!
DCH4 Trail# 2049 – 3/30/19 @ 3pm
DCH4 Trail for 3/30 – 10(?) Annual Burning of the Christmas Tree trail!
Hares: Tour duh Whore and Pay Per View (we could always use a volunteer hare, too)…
What time: 3PM
How Much: $9
Where: Edison High School 5801 Franconia Road Alexandria VA
https://goo.gl/maps/rAjUvWA1pF52
Directions:
Driving: I495 to Van Dorn Street Exit. Head South on Van Dorn Street. Take a Left of Franconia Road, Edison HS will be on your right.
Metro: Take Blue Line to Van Dorn Street. Walk, Uber or Bus to Van Dorn Street and Franconia Road (Check Fairfax Connector Bus schedules for bus 109 or 322).
Deets: We’re burning shit!! Including your Xmas trees! Food will be provided. A to B trail. Bag vehicle provided at start. There will be lots of food and beer. There will be walkers and runner trails. Trails will be dog and stroller friendly. On After is also dog friendly as long as dogs are kept outside.
On After: 5951 Franconia Road Alexandria
DCH4 Trail# 2048 – 3/23/19 @ 3pm
DCH4 Trail Announcement 3-23-19
What: DCH4 Trail #2048; A to A’; runner and walker trails; dog-friendly but not stroller friendly
When: Saturday, March 23, 2019; 3pm
Cost: $6
Where: Start is at 10700 Columbia Pike (Rte 29; aka Colesville Road), at Burnt Mills West Special Park
From DC Beltway, cumming from the West: From I-495, take exit 30A, to merge onto US-29N/Colesville Road toward Columbia. Go north for 1.5 miles to bottom of hill, and immediately after crossing the bridge for the Northwest Branch, with a dam to your left, turn left into the parking lot near the dam. Park and Hash. (parking is also available across the street at 10701 Columbia Pike, at Burnt Mills East Special Park) If you see the Trader Joe’s on your right, you have gone 100 yards too far. FYI: When you cross the bridge, Colesville Rd becomes Columbia Pike—they are all Rte. 29.
From DC Beltway, cumming from the East: From I-495, take exit 29 for MD-193W (north)/University Blvd to Wheaton. After 0.5 miles, turn right at the third light on Colesville Road/Rte. 29, go 0.9 miles to bottom of hill, and immediately after crossing the bridge for the Northwest Branch, with a dam to your left, turn left into the parking lot near the dam. Park and Hash. (parking is also available across the street at 10701 Columbia Pike, at Burnt Mills East Special Park) If you see the Trader Joe’s on your right, you have gone 100 yards too far.
From the north, proceed south on Rte. 29 (you can take Rte. 200/Inter-county Connector to Rte 29). From the intersection with Rte. 200 (ICC), go south on Rte. 29/Columbia Pike for 4 miles. Just after you see the Trader Joe’s on your left, make a right into the parking lot just before the bridge. Park and hash. (parking is also available across the street at 10701 Columbia Pike, at Burnt Mills East Special Park)
On-After: The 4 Corners Pub; 10111 Sutherland Rd, Silver Spring, MD; at the intersection of Rte. 29 and University Blvd.; 301-593-2900
Hares: Pervarotti; Uncle Fester; Secret Snatch; Spew Tube
Hare cell: 240-413-2388