Past Trails

Where:  Cabin John Park – approximate address 10900 Westlake Dr, Bethesda, MD 20817 https://goo.gl/maps/yoMCsJ4qxrozxWnT8

Start directions:  There are at least 3 entrances to Cabin John park and the roads are not connected, please be sure to use the entrance that is directly across from the MoCo Schools Bethesda Maintenance Depot, not the park entrance for the ice rink and ball fields. Park at the far (south) end of the parking lot.

When: 11/20/2021 2pm *daylight savings early start time enacted*

Hares:  Canned P***y, Late Nite Drive Thru

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Length: Runners – 3+ miles with a water crossing, Walkers 2+ miles will stay dry, Shiggy level: 1-2, expect a few thorns, dog friendly (not sure about on-after), stroller option available, PI still possible at this time of year, hopefully the bees are past their prime, bring a dry bag if you are a runner and a headlamp if you are concerned about being out after sunset

Themes:  National Absurdity Day; Thanksgiving pre-lube

On-After:  Lahinch Tavern & Grill – 7747 Tuckerman Ln, Potomac, MD 20854

Hare(s) Phone #: (773) 531-3209

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Start: Crown Beer and Wine (303 Copley Pl, Gaithersburg, MD 20878)

Date: 11/13 @ 3pm

Hare: No Child left behind

Details:
Pay as you go trail featuring three beer stops and the trail will be live. 4 miles with a turkey split to 2.5 ish.

Where:  Cabin John Park – approximate address 10900 Westlake Dr, Bethesda, MD 20817 https://goo.gl/maps/yoMCsJ4qxrozxWnT8

Start directions:  There are at least 3 entrances to Cabin John park and the roads are not connected, please be sure to use the entrance that is directly across from the MoCo Schools Bethesda Maintenance Depot. Park at the far (south) end of the parking lot.

When: 11/20/2021 2pm *daylight savings early start time enacted*

Hares:  Canned P***y, Late Nite Drive Thru

How Much: $6.00

Trail Description:  A-A, Length: Runners – 3+ miles with a water crossing, Walkers 2+ miles will stay dry, Shiggy level: 1-2, expect a few thorns, dog friendly (not sure about on-after), stroller option available, PI still possible at this time of year, hopefully the bees are past their prime, bring a dry bag if you are a runner and a headlamp if you are concerned about being out after sunset

Themes:  National Absurdity Day; Thanksgiving pre-lube

On-After:  Lahinch Tavern & Grill – 7747 Tuckerman Ln, Potomac, MD 20854

Hare(s) Phone #: (773) 531-3209

Next DCH4 trail – Halloween 🎃 trail!!

Date: Saturday 10/30 at 3PM

Cost: $6

Location : intersection of Floyd and Wheeler Avenue- plenty of street Parking. Approximate address 3945 Wheeler Ave .

Directions: from I395 to Duke Street East, take right on Floyd. Park on Floyd or Wheeler.

Metro: blue/yellow line to King Street station. Check bus schedules for rides to start.

Other details: A to A’. Prelube and on in at Port City Brewery. Bring dry shoes and layers. Walkers about 3 miles , runners 4-5. Dog and stroller friendly options . Costumes not required but highly recommended. Dogs allowed outside at brewery, bring credit card, ID and smart phone for easy ordering. Food truck on premises but not sure what is scheduled for that day.

What: First and possibly only DCH4-DCPH4 Hank Dietles triathlon. Bike 15K, R*n or walk 5K and drink 1L.

When: Sept 25th. Start for DCPH4 will be noon. Start for the DCH4 trail will be 3 PM.

Where: Grosvenor Metro for both trails. Look for chalk pointing to a field southeast of the station. There might be free parking on the street. I will get back to you on that.

Cost: free

Hares: No Child Left Behind, FeyLAY! and Standard Deviant.

Misc: Bring some cash on the bike trail if you want to stop for fancy beer. Your hares will provide a refreshing beverage check but save your hash cash for Hank Dietle’s Tavern. We want them to remain in business.

Location: Armistead Boothe Park 520 Cameron Station Blvd, Alexandria VA 22304

Theme: “Best Beer Check EVER!!” Trail

Hares: Tour duh Whore and Pay Per VIew

Other Deets: A to A’. Run/walker trails. Bring a dry bag, lots of shiggy in the area depending on how the hare feel. Always walker and dog friendly. Bring ID on trail! Bring plastic money on trail!

Cost: 0.00 but pay as you go – bring ID and credit/debit card, pay as you go

Driving Directions: Take I495 to Van Dorn Street Exit, Head North on Van Dorn Street. Take a right on S. Pickett Street. Right on Cameron Station Blvd. The park is on your right before you get to the Samual Tucker Elementary School.

Metro: Go to Van Dorn Street Station on the Blue line. It’s a mile from the metro. Or uber. Or take a DASH busor MetroBus. Check schedule.

SH*T

$5 – CASH ONLY

8/24 at 7:00 pm

22630 Davis Dr #225, Sterling, VA 20164

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OTH3

$5 – CASH ONLY

8/25 at 7 pm

Parking lot of At Home store

2851 Dale Blvd, Dale City, VA 2219

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EWH3

$7 – rego here

8/26 at 6:45 pm, pack away 7:15 pm

Follow marks from the Crystal City Metro to find start

Crystal City Metro 1750 S Clark St, Arlington, VA 22202.

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CCH3

$10 – Rego here

8/27 at 8 pm

parking lot across from 1200 Towson St, Baltimore MD 21230

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SMUTTy

$5 – cash

8/28 at 10 am, pack away 10:30 am

Start is in the parking lot at the coordinates 38°28’03.7″N 77°01’44.9″W

Closest address is

Chapel Point State Park

Chapel Point Road, Port Tobacco, Maryland 20677

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FUH3

$5 – cash

4 pm

Brewery is just before left side road in cul de sac

Adventure Brewing

33 Perchwood Dr

Unit 101

Fredericksburg, Va 22405

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H4

$5 cash

8/29 at 10 am

Fulton Elementary School

11600 Scaggsville Rd, Fulton, MD 20759

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BAH3

$5 cash

8/29 at 3 pm

Brock Bridge Elementary School

405 Brock Bridge Rd, Laurel, MD 20724

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Start: Kingman and Heritage Island Park – 2615 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20002

Parking is in the auxiliary Stadium lot close to the soccer fields. Closest metro is Stadium-Armory.

*Note: Special start time 10am*

Hares: Sloppy Seconds, American Half Ass, SOL, LNDT, Ass Spelunker

Trail Details: Eagle 6ish, Penguin 3ish, stroller friendly

Water/Shiggy levels: 1 or 2

Cost: $10 (cash or card) includes lunch