Start: Crown Beer and Wine (303 Copley Pl, Gaithersburg, MD 20878)
Date: 11/13 @ 3pm
Hare: No Child left behind
Details:
Pay as you go trail featuring three beer stops and the trail will be live. 4 miles with a turkey split to 2.5 ish.
Past Trails
DCH4 Trail #2157 – 11/20/2021 2pm Bethesda, MD
Where: Cabin John Park – approximate address 10900 Westlake Dr, Bethesda, MD 20817 https://goo.gl/maps/yoMCsJ4qxrozxWnT8
Start directions: There are at least 3 entrances to Cabin John park and the roads are not connected, please be sure to use the entrance that is directly across from the MoCo Schools Bethesda Maintenance Depot. Park at the far (south) end of the parking lot.
When: 11/20/2021 2pm *daylight savings early start time enacted*
Hares: Canned P***y, Late Nite Drive Thru
How Much: $6.00
Trail Description: A-A, Length: Runners – 3+ miles with a water crossing, Walkers 2+ miles will stay dry, Shiggy level: 1-2, expect a few thorns, dog friendly (not sure about on-after), stroller option available, PI still possible at this time of year, hopefully the bees are past their prime, bring a dry bag if you are a runner and a headlamp if you are concerned about being out after sunset
Themes: National Absurdity Day; Thanksgiving pre-lube
On-After: Lahinch Tavern & Grill – 7747 Tuckerman Ln, Potomac, MD 20854
Hare(s) Phone #: (773) 531-3209
DCH4 Trail# 2156 – 10/30/21
Next DCH4 trail – Halloween 🎃 trail!!
Date: Saturday 10/30 at 3PM
Cost: $6
Location : intersection of Floyd and Wheeler Avenue- plenty of street Parking. Approximate address 3945 Wheeler Ave .
Directions: from I395 to Duke Street East, take right on Floyd. Park on Floyd or Wheeler.
Metro: blue/yellow line to King Street station. Check bus schedules for rides to start.
Other details: A to A’. Prelube and on in at Port City Brewery. Bring dry shoes and layers. Walkers about 3 miles , runners 4-5. Dog and stroller friendly options . Costumes not required but highly recommended. Dogs allowed outside at brewery, bring credit card, ID and smart phone for easy ordering. Food truck on premises but not sure what is scheduled for that day.
DCH4 Trail# 2155 – 9/25/21
What: First and possibly only DCH4-DCPH4 Hank Dietles triathlon. Bike 15K, R*n or walk 5K and drink 1L.
When: Sept 25th. Start for DCPH4 will be noon. Start for the DCH4 trail will be 3 PM.
Where: Grosvenor Metro for both trails. Look for chalk pointing to a field southeast of the station. There might be free parking on the street. I will get back to you on that.
Cost: free
Hares: No Child Left Behind, FeyLAY! and Standard Deviant.
Misc: Bring some cash on the bike trail if you want to stop for fancy beer. Your hares will provide a refreshing beverage check but save your hash cash for Hank Dietle’s Tavern. We want them to remain in business.
DCH4 Trail 2154: 9/4/21 3pm Alexandria, VA
Location: Armistead Boothe Park 520 Cameron Station Blvd, Alexandria VA 22304
Theme: “Best Beer Check EVER!!” Trail
Hares: Tour duh Whore and Pay Per VIew
Other Deets: A to A’. Run/walker trails. Bring a dry bag, lots of shiggy in the area depending on how the hare feel. Always walker and dog friendly. Bring ID on trail! Bring plastic money on trail!
Cost: 0.00 but pay as you go – bring ID and credit/debit card, pay as you go
Driving Directions: Take I495 to Van Dorn Street Exit, Head North on Van Dorn Street. Take a right on S. Pickett Street. Right on Cameron Station Blvd. The park is on your right before you get to the Samual Tucker Elementary School.
Metro: Go to Van Dorn Street Station on the Blue line. It’s a mile from the metro. Or uber. Or take a DASH busor MetroBus. Check schedule.
Remaining Tour duh Hash Trails 8/24 through 8/29
TUESDAY, 24 AUGUST
SH*T
$5 – CASH ONLY
8/24 at 7:00 pm
22630 Davis Dr #225, Sterling, VA 20164
WEDNESDAY, 25 AUGUST
OTH3
$5 – CASH ONLY
8/25 at 7 pm
Parking lot of At Home store
2851 Dale Blvd, Dale City, VA 2219
THURSDAY, 26 AUGUST
EWH3
$7 – rego here
8/26 at 6:45 pm, pack away 7:15 pm
Follow marks from the Crystal City Metro to find start
Crystal City Metro 1750 S Clark St, Arlington, VA 22202.
FRIDAY, 27 AUGUST
CCH3
$10 – Rego here
8/27 at 8 pm
parking lot across from 1200 Towson St, Baltimore MD 21230
SATURDAY, 28 AUGUST
SMUTTy
$5 – cash
8/28 at 10 am, pack away 10:30 am
Start is in the parking lot at the coordinates 38°28’03.7″N 77°01’44.9″W
Closest address is
Chapel Point State Park
Chapel Point Road, Port Tobacco, Maryland 20677
FUH3
$5 – cash
4 pm
Brewery is just before left side road in cul de sac
Adventure Brewing
33 Perchwood Dr
Unit 101
Fredericksburg, Va 22405
SUNDAY, 29 AUGUST
H4
$5 cash
8/29 at 10 am
Fulton Elementary School
11600 Scaggsville Rd, Fulton, MD 20759
BAH3
$5 cash
8/29 at 3 pm
Brock Bridge Elementary School
405 Brock Bridge Rd, Laurel, MD 20724
Joint MVH3/DCH4 Tour duh Hash Trail: 8/21/21 10am
Start: Kingman and Heritage Island Park – 2615 Benning Rd NE, Washington, DC 20002
Parking is in the auxiliary Stadium lot close to the soccer fields. Closest metro is Stadium-Armory.
*Note: Special start time 10am*
Hares: Sloppy Seconds, American Half Ass, SOL, LNDT, Ass Spelunker
Trail Details: Eagle 6ish, Penguin 3ish, stroller friendly
Water/Shiggy levels: 1 or 2
Cost: $10 (cash or card) includes lunch
OFH3 Trail 301/ DCH4 Trail 2152: 8/14/21 2pm *NOTE Special Start Time* Boyds, MD
Where: Clarkmount Local Park – 13905 Stilt Street, Boyds, MD 20841
Theme: Summer Smash: OFH3 Year Ofs: Best Jello Shots
When: August 14: 2:00 – Pack away 2:30 *NOTE Special Start Time*
Hares: Ass Wide Shut, Sister Angry Dragon, Just Aaron, Just Eric
Hash Cash: $5 ($10 if you’re staying for hot dogs and burgers after)
Distance: A to A-prime, Runners/Eagle: ~6.5, Walkers/Turkey: ~5, Shiggy: 2, Stroller friendly? Ish, Dog Friendly? Ish
Detrails: South for OFH3, North for DCH4, West for BAH3, perfect for all three! We’re celebrating the summer heat with some cool drinks, a mix of neighborhoods and park, and some other third thing I can’t think of at the moment. Expect 3-4 drink stops, depending on which trail you do! We’ll finish it up with a BBQ and Jello Shots for the after, so bring your best Jello shots for everyone to try! Bring a chair for the after!
On-After: 6 Painted Lady Way, Clarksburg.
(Parking at the A-Prime isn’t the best. The start is a .4 mile from the end)
DCH4 Trail 2151: 8/7/21 3pm
Start: Muirkirk MARC station ( 7012-B Muirkirk Road, Beltsville MD )
Trail A-A`
Theme: Slimy’s Letterkenny Super-Soft Birthday Party
Shiggy level – possibly 11/10 depending on how the hares feel
Hares: Slimy Limey, Preteen Protein & Unleash the Furry + special guests maybe
On-After: 7600 Old Muirkirk Road (about 0.66 miles from start) – Slimy’s end-of-birth-week party
DCH4 Trail# 2150 – 7/24/21 @ 1:00pm
REMINDER!! Gather at 1:00pm. Pack away at 1:30pm
Support local beer and get yer run on!
METRO UPDATE!! West Hyattsville metro is closed. There are shuttle busses provided at Ft. Totten. Plan your travel accordingly.
Start: West Hyattsville Metro. Leave yer car at home. Follow marks to start in parking lot. Bring ID and credit card.
Hare: Deaf Lesbian
Rally at 1pm. On Out at 1:30pm sharp!
Trail about 6 miles. No checks.
We will hit up 5 breweries, rain or shine, pandemic be damned. Hare will lay flour to all and sweep pack. End circle upstairs at The Public Option.
There will be a patch challenge! (That is if they arrive on time).
Take Metro home via Rhode Island Av/Brentwood Metro.