NOTE SPECIAL START TIME OF 1:15pm
Trail Start: 1219 Kenyon St NW. Columbia Heights (about 2 blocks east of Columbia Heights Metro). Go around the back of the house via alley. Early arrivals welcome.
Time: Hares away at 1:15 pm, Pack away at 1:30 pm NOTE EARLY START!!
Cost: $7
Hare(s): Apparently Pregrant, Slimey Limey, Number Two, Octopussy
Distance: Walkers 2.5 Silly Miles
Runners 4.69 Silly Miles
On After: We will gather after trail at MAD HATTER bar (1319 Connecticut Ave NW, https://www.madhatterdc.com) for a truly mad tea party!
Dogs: yes for Start and Trail, no for on after
Bikes and Strollers: Yes for Both, as well as unicycles, scooters, wheelchairs, and coconut horses. There are a few stairs, but there are workarounds.
Details: Trail is A to B. Recommend Metro (on in is near another Metro stop). Bag Vehicle, Shiggy is 0.1. No cranium lamps needed. Recommend silly/special attire (silly hats or caps or Easter bonnets, something absurdly british, Monty Python movie or skit or something Eastery.
Double header: Mount Vernon H3 at 10 am (DCH4 is reverse trail)
If trail map needed contact Hares.
This is the 4th DC iteration of the Ministry of Silly Walks and Runs, so it will be bedlam in every sense of the word. Walkers and Runners will get cards describing a rather silly way to walk or run to the next check, at which point they may trade their card with another “victim”/hasher. Shot and/or beer check and PRIZES at the end for th silliest or myst Pythonesque hasher. ON AFTER too.
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